SO, me and old_dan_tucker were hanging out being retards like we usually do. And she offers me an altoid. So since them things are so fucking addicting, I say, "Why yes good sir, I would looooove one." So she gave me three.
Jk I said "yeaaaaah" and opened my mouth and she dropped two and a half in my opened mouth while she got four in her glutton pocket. (she says it's three but we all know she can't count, as she got lost trying to find me this afternoon)
Anyways, we continue watching Markiplier when she says, "I have a theory about these."
Now, me being stupid, I assume she means a theory about the train face on screen, (video explanation up top) and say, "Sure!" ready to hear what retarded thing she has to say next.
So she go, "Welp. Y'know how these things are so addicting?" (I still think she's talking about train faces) And say, "Uh... yeah?"
And she go, "Well, y'know how it says 'curiously strong mints on the front?'"
And I'm like, uh, no, lily, those are eyes. Then I realize she means the Altoids. And I go, "OMG YES" and think well shit they snuck some cocaine in there.
WHEN THIS MOFO GOES, "THESE ARE CRACK MINTS!!!"
And then she proceeded to *gently* throw the empty altoids container across the room. While me, I just wanted more.
WHAT CAN I SAY IMA DRUGGIE!!!
Anyways then I flip out over the theory, come here to document this wonderful experience, and here I am.
So yeah.
Altoids have crack in 'em, kids.
DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
(unless it's Altoids)
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