200 mewraculous cat puns for all of your needs. Courtesy of me and the internet.
(Yeah, I came up with most of these puns.)
By the way, these puns are categorized by the type of cat pun. Not all of them are in one chapter.
(I CAME UP WITH THESE FOR...
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1. Hold your whiskers
2. I'm just pulling your tail. (Kidding)
3. You have got to be kitten me.
4. That song is really scratchy! (Catchy Cat-chy)
5. I gato go!
6. Chat with you later!
7. Chat got your tongue? (After they kiss)
8. Catty
9. Catwalk (to walk as if the place were a runway, or a kitty version of the moon walk. I wonder what that'd be like...)
10. What do you think they're whisker-ing (whispering) about?
11. Ladybug, you have this cat's meow! (He's wowing at something awesome she did. Also can be something or someone awesome, used as a single noun-- for example, according to Plagg, Camembert is the cat's meow!)
12. Ladybug, you are the cat's pajamas. (something or someone awesome)
13. The cat's whiskers (something or someone awesome)
14. Stop rubbing my fur the wrong way or you'll get the claws. (Stop angering me)
15. There's more than one way to skin a cat. (There's more than one way to go about this)
16. Ladybug: Curiosity killed the cat. (Chat: And satisfaction brought him back.) (The original--and now less commonly seen way to say it--is "care killed the cat")
17. Chat needs to take a cat nap.
18. I don't appreciate your cattitude.
19. Dude, you are so full of Chat it's not even funny.
20. U GATO BE KITTEN ME? FUR REAL? THAT IS FURRY (very) COOL!
21. Let's acknowledge the ball of yarn in the room. (Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room)
22. I'd pounce on that opportunity like it was the last ball of yarn in the world.
23. I'm heading back to the box. See ya! (He's heading back home. Cats hide in boxes because they feel more secure. Chat would be trying to make sure his identity stays anonymous in this sort of situation. In other words, he's leaving before the pads on his ring all blink out.)
24. You're going to make me purr if you keep being so nice to me. (Cats are known for purring when they are happy)
25. I knead (need) some of that chocolate milk. Pronto.
26. Ladybug? Are you on catnip or something? (She's being crazy--one of the many reasons he fell for her, btw)
27. Stop being such a bird. (Stop playing hard to get--you know, cuz birds fly, and cats can't)
28. Ladybug: Why did you hit my shoulder with your head?
Chat: I was saying "Hi."
(Cats bunt--or head-butt--their owners as a greeting. Chat's doing this to let her know she owns his heart.)
29. Have I stolen your breath, my lady? (When she's speechless. There are actually old wives' tales about cats "stealing" a baby's breath.)
30. There's a laser pointer aimed at your heart, my lady, and I intend to catch it.
31. It's as if you're shrouded in catnip; you drive me absolutely crazy, my lady.
32. You're despurrate (desperate) for a way out of this, aren't you?
33. Let's go on a catventure!
34. *When Ladybug is sick* Chat: Is there a cat stuck in your throat? (it's what they say instead of "frog stuck in your throat" in France)
Soon I'll start giving tips on how to make your own cat puns with ease.
MEOW,
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