Plot: Louis admits in an interview that he has a crush on a certain bad boy and the things he wants the bad boy to do to him.
Warning there is a little dirty talk hence the title!!!
"Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, our next guests are the famous English-Irish boy band, please give a warm welcome to One Direction." The host said making the crowd go wild as the boys walked out on stage and hugged the host. The boys sat down and the crowd went quiet.
"Can I just say that my daughters are huge fans of yours." The host said.
"Tell your girls we said hello." Liam said.
"I will, let's start the interview with the question, how it feels to have so many fans in less than five years?"
"It feels great, we love all of our fans and we wouldn't be where we are if it wasn't for them." Niall said. The crowd cheered and clapped at Niall's statement.
"So I am going to go down the line and ask you guys is there something you miss from before you became famous, lets start with Harry." The host said.
"I would have to say seeing my family everyday." Harry said.
"Privacy, I would like some more of that." Niall said.
"I'm going with Niall and Harry's answers." Liam said.
"Not having a lot of anxiety." Zayn said.
"Not being afraid of who I am or who I like." Louis said.
"What do you mean being afraid of who you are and who you like?" The host asked.
"I mean that I am afraid I will get judged for being gay in an all boys boy band and liking one of the members." Louis said. The crowd gasped and the boys eyes widened in shock.
"Who is it that you like?" The host said.
"The person I like has been there for me since day one and I don't regret falling in love with...Zayn Malik. I just regret that it took this long to come out with it." Louis said before turning to Zayn and shocking everyone by saying. "I wish I could control myself better around you but when I see you, all I want to do is rip my clothes off and have you fuck me."
"What?" Zayn said shocked.
"You must understand that I can barely concentrate, I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me. You sitting there looking hot as fuck and knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so horny." Louis said.
"Louis I.." Zayn said.
"Don't talk just know that I don't regret a single word I have said to you and that this is my last interview since I am taking a break." Louis said before taking of his mic. He leaned over and kissed Zayn then moved his lips over to Zayn's ear and said. "Now I'm so hard that it hurts." He left the stage and headed to his car. A hand grabbed his arm to stop him and he turned to see Zayn standing there with lust and love in his eyes.
"If I knew that you were gay and in love with me I would have declared my feelings for you sooner." Zayn said then kissed him. There was no tongue it was just a sweet kiss. Louis pulled back and looked down to see Zayn had a hard on.
"You are so hard." He said.
"Well let's go back to my house so we can take care of it, let me warn you that I am going to fuck you so hard that you won't walk for a week." Zayn said before leading Louis to his car and to a bright future.