How's life with EXO?

Chapter 8: My Badboy

"Ha---haa---hi Kris." shyly greeting, this is too unexpected for me. Really? Kris? My HUSBAND. Is this heaven or what? F*ck all the things I've said before! Put it all in trash! Let's go baby, let's get married.

"Oh I see you have a lot of baggage," he changes the mood. I thought it was going to be good, then...

"...... carry them. Now! The driver's waiting. Hurry up slow poke." ahhhh, what a disgusting attitude. I expected good things about this guy.

"O--okay Mr. Wu." I called Unnie Rose and she was already preparing my things in the living room.

"Oh hey, you must be Kris. My baby's hudsband." Unnie's hands were ready for a shake, but Kris didn't have any response to it.

"Double time! Move faster please!" such a freak! Instead of standing there, why won't you think about helping us with all these. -.-

What's the sense of my dress? I should've wore pants, only if I knew.

"Have a good safe trip darling, I wish you the best." Unnie was loading everything into the car as she smiles at me.

"Wait! You're not coming with us?" I asked, this is not part of the plan.

"Of course she won't, we're going to be married Ms. Baek. We should have our privacy." Kris again, you bish -.-

"..... faster Ms. Baek!" okay! okay! Faster! If you say so! Am I flash? Aissh.

I got all the stuffs I need in the car, all I nee to do now is get myself in the car.

I was about to go in it.

"Uuuuuh!" Kris closed the car's door surprisingly.

"...... Kris oppa! Let me in." I'm acting like a kid and I don't know why. This badboy needs to know what I feel.

He rolled the windows down.

"What?! You have your own car right? Wait for it. ----- Let's go." he pats the driver's shoulder and the driver started driving. That stupid man leaving his wife alone. Is that what you call a husband? Aishh!

Thank God! After 4o minutes my car came.

"Why dis it took so long?" I asked the driver.

"Mr. Wu told me to pick you at 10:20." woooooow! How great? I've beeen standing in front of the hotel at 9:40, the driver came at 10:20. Kris! This is enough >_<

When I got to the house, I mean the 'Couple house,' it's really big. Bigger then the house we have in the Philippines.

As I got in. I saw all of my baggage, baggages like trash just scattered in the floor.

"Kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis opppppppppppaaaaa!" I yelled.

"Heyyy! What's with the yelling!?" he answered as he get out a closet door.

"Why is my stuff in here? Where's my room?" I asked.

"Do you mean.... OUR room? it's upstairs." zhe smiles.

"Nothing's funny you derp!" a death glare is all that I could give. He was to big to punch.

"..... want to help me?" I was asking for some help obviously but he's not listening. Purposely playing deaf.

I ended up doing the manly thing myself. Ahhhh! I brought too much stuffs, this is so heavy.

three steps.

Two steps.

I'm almost there.....

Another step more.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I fell down the stairs.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww.."

"he----heey! Are you okay?" he was cupping my cheeks. His face was too close with mine.

"What are you doing?" i asked while my hands were on my head. I feel a bug hump planted on the back of my head it really hurts.

"I was about to do the mouth to..."

"Mouth to mouth?! I just fell off te stairs!! I wasn't drowning you faggot!" aisshhh! Is this day awesome or what?!

A cool guy pops out of no where, and there he is. A big guy........... with a small brain. Omyyyyy! Am I too naughty before that's these things are happening? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.

I stood up and sat on the sofa. Some of my stuffs were scattered because all of them popped out from the bag when I fell.

He gave an ice bag.

"Hi----here."

"What's this? Peace offering?! I alredy fell if the stairs. Didn't it cross your mind to catch me or something?" I raised one eyebrow.

"Okay! Okay! I'll make it up to you, I'll carry your all you things up stairs. Just stay there, okay?" he then hurries to get all of my stuffs up.

This boy is like the second version if Lilia. Aiissssh! This is the baddest exchange I got. The worst guy ever. The ugliest personality. The dirtiest moral. The darkest heart and the smallest brain. -.-

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[A/N] Yeaaaa see? Hahahahahahaha It's Kris! Thank you for supporting and reading guys! :))

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