Ninja Academy and an orange blob.

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Hello again guys/girls/whatever outer space aliens may be reading this :P

It's another chapter! Oh and just as a heads up I have nothing against Justin Bieber (you'll understand what I mean by this if you read the story :P)

The picture to the right is one of Madeleine in her ninja clothes. For the sake of my sanity (I drew it myself :D) I did not colour it in. Please note that she has dark red hair and green eyes, i'll upload a pic of the actual ninja clothes on the next few chappies or something. (her body is a little bit out of proportion to her head but meh, who cares... except me :P)

Anyways enough of this, we might as well get on to the story XD

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I DON'T OWN NARUTO! ... sadly... :(

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What’s the worst sound that you could wake up to in the morning?

Your alarm clock? Nails scratching across a blackboard? Cats yowling out of tune? Justin Bieber songs?

Well guess what? I have something that trumps all of these.

Anko.

That's right, you heard that right.

Anko.

I know what you’re thinking. How can a spiky purple haired, half naked, hyperactive crazy lady on crack trump all of these things? Well let me explain…

Anko is like a freaking alarm clock times ten. Plus the sound of nails scratching across a blackboard. Plus the sound of cats yowling out of tune. PLUS sappy sounding Justin Bieber love songs. Every morning she wakes you up by screaming in your ear until you either get up or go deaf from all the screaming.

Pretty bad right?

It can’t get any worse right?

Wrong.

It actually gets worse.

How?

She wakes you up at 4:30 in the morning.

That’s right. Four Thirty A.M in the Goddamn Freaking Morning.

Un. Freaking. Believable.

But seriously the sun isn’t even up by then and this crazy bitch is all up in my face making me get out of bed. She then forces me to get ready in under 30 minutes only to drag me out onto the training grounds to train.

Whoop. De. Fucking. Doo.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not being lazy, I actually like to train you know it’s just that I don’t like going out at five in the goddamn morning and getting punched around by some spiky purple haired monster.

I haven’t even had a cup of coffee to wake me up yet…

Anyways this routine has been my life for the past week. Ever since that day in the Hokage’s office when I had a screaming match with Anko.

-.-.- Flashback -.-.-

After the Hokage had told us to basically shut up and get over it we had both grudgingly walked out of the office in silence. No one said a single word until we had stepped out of the building and onto the street instead Anko just turned to look at me.

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