Teatime with England and Author-chan

Part 1

Today's topic: Introduction to this series and who's better America or France.

Today's tea: Earl Grey

Author-chan: Ahem ahem yes hello dear reader-chan. Welcome to this lovely little book where I sit down with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland aka iggy himself and talk about issues and answer your questions. So, feel free to ask him about anything...anything. But, today we ask an important question indeed. Who is less annoying, France or America? (*cough* No relation to FrUK or USUK at all~ *cough*) So, iggy...

England: *sighs* Good (evening/morning/day), I am England and not Iggy *looks at Author-chan*.

Author-chan: You know I will call you that the whole series right?

England: Fine, but I still don't see why I'm doing this.

Author-chan: Oh come on, you don't want to be on a teatime talkshow with me? *puppy eyes*

England: Well...it's okay...but ugh. What tea did you make?

Author-chan: I made a classic today. It's Earl Grey straight from the Strand.(if you didn't know the Strand is a district in London)

England: *straightens up* Oh...nice choice. English tea is superior, especially when it's from London.  

Author-chan: Ooooo getting cocky are we?~ *hands him a teacup*

England: I am just telling the truth *smirks while taking a small sip*

Author-chan: Anywho, your first question, from me, is who is more annoying, America or Francey pants? I know we do truth, dare, or ask in the F.A.C.E book, but here it's just you, me, and the tea. So, speak your mind and don't worry about those dweebs.

England: This is an odd question.

Author-chan: Dude you argue with those ding dongs every time you see them.

England: Not every time! But, I see your point. And if I was to answer, France is more annoying in the sense that he is somehow always where I am and has taunted me since ages ago. But, America still annoys the bloody hell out of me since he eats too much and says my language wrong. I thought I taught him better *shrugs and shakes his head in disappointment*.

Author-chan: Hey now, I'm American and to be frank our English isn't that bad. Well except for the whole soccer thing and the fact that we don't use metric is weird...

England: *smug look* keep going...

Author-chan: Shut up! *hears something behind her and looks to see France climbing through the window* Francis what did I fucking tell you about climbing in my window?! Dude this is like the third or fourth time now. Stop!

France: Oh you know I can't stay away from such a pretty face ma cherie *wink*.

Author-chan: Don't give me that crap. What are you doing here? This is iggy's book not the F.A.C.E book.

France: *notices iggs in a chair next to Author-chan* Oui...Angleterre is 'ere...Bonjour mon amis. I 'appened to over'ear your little conversation.

Author-chan: *looks at iggy and realises something* Oh my Gosh, he is everywhere you go!

England: See what I mean. This frog can't stop following me.

France: Ohonhonhon it is my job, no? Someone 'as to make sure 'e is teased and doesn't cook.

England: What did you just say to me?!

Author-chan: Oh shit they're at it again *simultaneously punches both of their arms* Ain't no cat fights in my house mkay!

England: Yes ma'am.

France: Oui mademoiselle.

Author-chan: Now Francis get out of here before I kick your ass.

France: Ohonhonhon kinky~

Author-chan: That's it! *shoves francis out of the tiny window he crawled through* The nerve of some people!

England: This is why I avoid him.

Author-chan: Well ya...but he's still a nice guy though. But, back to the show jeez. Anything else you'd like to say before we wrap this up.

England: The tea you made was excellent; I would know, and thank you for having me. I hope we get more questions for future sessions.

Author-chan: Well said Mr. Kirkland *winks* Looks like you're doing my host job for me.

England: I was only being a gentleman, as I should.

Author-chan: Classy.

England: But of course.