Today's topic: a question from @ZeAwsome "How old IS iggi? Since he's a country and all >:D"
Today's tea: Classic sleepytime
Author-chan: Sup reader-chan! We got ourselves a question from one of youuuuuu~
England: And what would this question be? And good day reader-chan *looks at you and nods as greeting*
Author-chan: Well...how old are you exactly iggy?
England: *spits out some tea* W-why would you want to know that ah ha ha...*nervously laughs*
Author-chan: I mean, I know your old as dirt, but ZeAsome-chan wants to know *casually sips tea*
England: Did you just call me dirt?!
Author-chan: You are a land mass, are you not? But, back to the question numbnut.
England: *inhales and whispers* I was born in 927.
(Note: I quickly skimmed Wikipedia for this so...probs not that accurate, he is still old as dirt tho. If you look up his appearance age on the hetalia archives, it's 23 btw)
Author-chan: HOLY SHIT! You're 1089 years old! Broooooo
England: *puts his head in his hands* I know...I'm an old man.
Author-chan: Imagine how old China is tho. Now he is even older than dirt.
England: *groans and sips his tea*
Author-chan: You okay iggs?
England: ...
Author-chan: Are you sad now *makes him look at her* I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better I feel old too, my half birthday was a couple weeks ago even though I didn't realize that much time went by.
England: *sighs* I guess time goes by without either of us knowing huh *smiles slightly*
Author-chan: Awww there you go *hugs him* and think about it, you will always be more youthful than France~
England: Ha, that wanker cannot even do anything about that.
Author-chan: There's the iggy I know. How about we sneak into a sherlock season 4 showing? *smiles*
England: *laughs* Alright, I'll get us a copy straight from the BBC.
Author-chan: YUS! Let go! Bye reader-chan!
England: Goodbye...wait *walks up to you, dear reader-chan* don't you dare spread my age around. America and France will surely tease me. Let's have this be our secret *winks and walks away with Author-chan*
YOU ARE READING
Teatime with England and Author-chan
Fiksi PenggemarSitting down and drinking tea with Iggy aka England and talking about important issues...like fangirl important issues hehehe PS: I don't own hetalia or its characters. I also don't own the cover pic
