Today's topic: The eyebrows.
Today's tea: Honey vanilla chamomile
Author-chan: Hello dear reader-chan we are back again with our favorite cereal burner England.
England: *gets up from his seat on the couch* I do not burn cereal!
Author-chan: Keep saying that to yourself. Anywho, sit down, today we have a nice aromatic version of chamomile tea today.
England: This does smell quite good. I have to admit, but why does my tea cup say 'Brit Shit'?
Author-chan: What, I thought it would be appropriate since you are Britain. Mine says 'whovian bitch' and I find it quite accurate. Now drink your tea and lets get started shall we.
England: Fine. What's today's topic?
Author-chan: Dem eyebrows
England: *spits out some of his tea* What?!
Author-chan: Your eyebrows iggy.
England: What about my eyebrows?!
Author-chan: Dude everything.
England: They're just eyebrows.
Author-chan: Bullshit. How did you manage to get them so big?
England: I don't know, they have been this way as long as I can remember.
Author-chan: So, big brows since birth eh? Interesting. Have you ever thought about trimming them or waxing them?
England: What?! No! My eyebrows are perfectly fine...right?
Author-chan: Your eyebrows are one of the things that make you you iggs. Never change them. Especially because the fangirls may go ape shit if you do.
England: The what?
Author-chan: Can you hide things in them?
England: How...
Author-chan: Are they like the curls, or do they not serve that function?
England: Bloody hell! Why would you think that?!
Author-chan: *goes to reach for the brows* I'm testing this for myself.
England: *grabs Author-chan's wrist* You don't want to do that love.
Author-chan: Oh so they are like the curls *smirks and leans in more to touch the brows* The mystery must be solved.
England: *in a last ditch plan to get away from Author-chan he tries to run but doesn't succeed*
Author-chan: *touches an eyebrow* Oh that feels weir- woah
England: *pushes Author-chan down on the couch, hovers over her, and speaks in a husky voice* I told you not to do it love~
Author-chan: Oh my...I was right! I'll have to go get my $50 from France later.
England: *puts a finger on Author-chan's lips* Shhhh there's no need to talk about that frog. Not while I'm here~ *caresses Author-chan's cheek*
Author-chan: Alright iggy you can stop now, I'm Canada's woman anyway.
England: He may have to let me have you then~ *goes to make a move but realizes what he's doing, blushes, and backs off quickly* Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry tog-chan! I wasn't myself. How ungentlemanly of me. I should go.
Author-chan: Oh no its okay you didn't do anything.
England: But, I could have. You even tried to resist and I wasn't listening.
Author-chan: It's alright. You snapped out of it in time.
England: *sighs* Alright, any other questions?
Author-chan: Hmmm...Oh has America or France ever tried to do anything to them?
England: Well now that you mention it, France tried to do something once. Apparently, he stopped for some unknown reason. Something along the lines of "they were even too much for moi to 'andle" whatever that means. Dumb wanker.
Author-chan: Damn, even francis couldn't deal with 'em. Welp I think that's all for today. Ba bye reader-chan!
England: Good day to you.
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Teatime with England and Author-chan
FanfictionSitting down and drinking tea with Iggy aka England and talking about important issues...like fangirl important issues hehehe PS: I don't own hetalia or its characters. I also don't own the cover pic
