Today's topic: "Who would iggi rather switch places with, prussia or poland" -@KeraShiki
Today's tea: Peppermint
Author-chan: Guten tag reader-chan! Today we have a question from one of you. How exciting, right Mr. Kirkland *winks at iggy*
England: I guess so.
Author-chan: Oh don't be such a downer. We have peppermint tea today!
England: Isn't it a little early-
Author-chan: *slaps a hand over his mouth* Shhhh Shhh Shhhh it's never to early for peppermint
Finland: *slams open the door* Did I hEar soMetHIng aboUT PePperMInt~
Author-chan: Oh lord what have I done. Ummm yes finny I made peppermint tea, you want some? Wait, you aren't suppose to be in this.
Finland: If peppermint is mentioned, I will be there. *returns to kawaii cinnamon bun mode* And yes I would love some thank you! *happily sips some tea and walks out the door*
Author-chan: Well that was strange.
England: That is why you don't do anything related to Christmas before a certain time. Finland will always manage a way to find any shred of Christmas at any time of the year.
Author-chan: You shittin' me?
England: No, I am not *uses air quotes* "shitting" you.
Author-chan: Damn dat boi's love of Christmas is intense. But anywho, Kera-chan has asked if you would rather be Poland or Prussia.
England: Neither.
Author-chan: Artie you have to pick one. That's the point of would you rather.
England: *tsundere pouts* Fine. I pick Poland. That way I won't have to be in the BTT with France *shutters in disgust*
Author-chan: That and Poland is ☆fabulous☆
England: But, he is quite stupid.
Author-chan: *gasp* How dare you.
England: He bought a pony for war purposes.
Author-chan: And that pony is the shit, like best bae 1939.
England: Sure *sarcasm*
Author-chan: Oh you shut up you judgey brit. At least he can cook.
England: ...
Author-chan: Ya I gotcha there ha I win. Imma go eat some Keilbasa and watch some youtube. Good day sir and reader-chan.
(PS: Keilbasa is Polish sausage, and is very good. Some of my fam is Polish so I occasionally get to eat some good shit. I still need to try Paczki tho aka like a doughnut thing)
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Teatime with England and Author-chan
FanfictionSitting down and drinking tea with Iggy aka England and talking about important issues...like fangirl important issues hehehe PS: I don't own hetalia or its characters. I also don't own the cover pic
