AN: Heeeyyyyy. This is a content warning ⚠️ , not a trigger warning. Language- R, Sexual content- PG 13. This is just kinda inappropriate.
This will be a funnier chapter, don't worry.
"So... you can't get eternal sunshine, rainbows and happiness," I say, processing what I just heard.
"No," he says, looking like he was preparing himself for heartbreak.
Sometime soon your going to go to hell. I hear sensible inner voice say. Do you want to give that up yet.
Shit, them again.
But he will love Will forever and ever no matter what. Fluff voice says firmly.
"You know what?" I begin (addressing Will, not my inner voices). "Let's not worry about that now. I love you so much, and let's just live in the moment for now."
"I can do that." He smiles.
"So..." I say, gathering the courage to say what I wanted to.
You can do it. my suave inner voice says.
Wait, I don't have a suave inner voice.
You do now, it says. I usually appear in a slightly disturbed teen boys mind when he starts to have... feelings. Okay, enough about me. Make your move!
It is logical, sensible inner voice says.
You love him! Mush says.
"Um, so..." I say to Will, sounding incredibly awkward. "Wanna make out?"
"Oh... Oh!" Will says. "Well that's one way to change the topic."
We begin to kiss passionately. He's a good kisser. We fall over and I land on top of him.
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" Markimis says from behind us.
"Um... uh. Stuff, you know... you know things," I say, very embarrassed.
"Yeah," Will adds. "Lots of stuff... and things."
"Ohhhhh..." he says, a little confused. Suddenly, realization dawns on his face.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
"Watch your-"
"OH MY FUCKING ME!"
"Over reacting much?" I mutter to myself.
"I SHIP IT! Audiblio help me out here."
"HE SHIPS IT!" His voice booms through the land.
"You guys are so freaking adorable, I could write a fanfiction about you," Markimis says, smiling like an obsessive fangirl. "You are so much cuter than Will and Luke."
"That's cool-" Will begins, clearly uncomfortable.
"Sometimes is gods place bets on which ghosts we think are going to get together. I unfortunately don't think I placed a bet on you guys..."
"YOU OWE ME A PAY RAISE." Audiblio yells. "I TOTALLY SAW THIS ONE COMING."
"Okay Audiblio." Markimis smirks. "I'm going to go now so... continue with your canoodling." He dissapears.
"Mood ruiner!" I yell in the direction he disappeared.
"Well," Will says, still shocked. "That was interesting."
Note to self: Don't attempt to get to any of the bases wear gods can get to you.
"Do you want to go somewhere else?" Will asks me.
"Sure." I smile at him.
He takes my hand and we appear in a dark room.
And then he kisses me.
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AN: I figured I'd write a more comedic chapter. I couldn't stop laughing while writing this lol.
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