Percy: I'VE SAVED THE WORLD TWICE! I'VE KILLED MORE MONSTERS THAN ANYONE ALIVE! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IN FACT! I'M ALMOST GROWN UP AND I HELD UP THE SKY!
Sally: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OR NO COOKIES FOR A MONTH!
Percy:*looking horrified*
Percy: You wouldn't.
Sally: Try me.
Percy: Buttttttt, not the cookies!
Sally: Not. Even. The. Blue. Ones.
Percy: *puts hand on chest*
Paul: ....
Paul: So, how's Annabeth.
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Percy Jackson Jokes and Stuff|| Finished
HumorThis is a Percy Jackson Joke Book. (Well duh). I've already written everything out, so don't worry about book cancellations or delayed chapters. There are 100 jokes in all, so you can binge read until 3 in the morning- though I don't recommend that...
