Percy: Idk, I think you're too young to date.
Nico: Too young to date?
Jason: Percy, why?
Nico: TOO YOUNG TO DATE?
Nico: YOU LISTEN HERE SONNY BOY!
Nico: I AM FREAKING NINETY YEARS OLD!
Nico: YOU'RE TO YOUNG TO DATE!
Jason: Nico please.
Nico: DON'T TALK TO YOUR ELDERS LIKE THAT!
Nico: EAT YOUR COOKIES AND FREAKING NAP!
Nico: I SWEAR TO THE GODS KIDS THESE FREAKING DAYS!
Nico: Got no respect for anybody.
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Percy Jackson Jokes and Stuff|| Finished
HumorThis is a Percy Jackson Joke Book. (Well duh). I've already written everything out, so don't worry about book cancellations or delayed chapters. There are 100 jokes in all, so you can binge read until 3 in the morning- though I don't recommend that...