Sℓєєp waℓkiηg [[Itachi Uchiha oneshots]]

Gamer

His cursour hovered over the left door, unsure as what to do. Though he doubted that Freddy could enter using this door, he wanted to survive and it was only three in the morning. Quickly lowering his gaze to the left bottom corner of his PC screen, Itachi groaned at the extremely low power he had left. Sipping some of his cherry pepsi, he dialled up [Name] whom was practically a pro gamer. She answered on the third ring, complaining about having to handle her controller with one hand. Pausing her game, Skyrim, she gave her boyfriend her full attention whilst shovelling all kinds of unhealthy snacks into her mouth.

"Er.... How do you survive nyght two?"

Itachi could hear her facepalm, but she duelled out some advice and hung up her cell.

Crossing his fingers and restarting the level, Itachi leaned forward in his swivel chair and was in the zone.

And that's when someone just had to knock on his door, causing the elder Uchiha brother to jump in his seat just as Bonnie came to troll him. Itachi promised to forever hate bunnies, especially the purple ones that played guitar.

"What?" Itachi grumbled, opening his door.

[Name] sighed, shoving some A&W into his palm as she strutted into his relatively ginormous bedroom. She made herself at home in the chair at his nyghtstand after dragging it to his computer desk. Motioning for Itachi to resume gaming, she got close to the screen ike he had five seconds ago. Coaching him, [Name] made sure that Itachi survived nyght two. He even made it through nyght three, but he nearly bit the dust during nyght four.

At the end, [Name] stood up and saluted him.

"From this day on, Itachi Uchiha, you are no longer a newb!"

He frowned and facepalmed hardcore.