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Birthday?

The party was in full swing and [Name] was being her usual self- am [introvert/extrovert]. Today was [birthday], and that could mean that she wasn't [age] anymore. Nope, [Full Name] was [age + one] now and she felt like crawling into a corner and crying. She hid it well, smiling and sipping her drink. [Extrovert: Smiling, sipping her drink, and loudly chattering away.] Though it was late enough to be considered early morning, someone had suggested that games be played. Since it was her birthday, it was naturally at [Name]'s expense. First, they blindfolded her and had the poor lass try to pin the ninth tail on a Kyubi. After that, they forced her to intimate practically everything under the sun in a short game of charades. But, when Naruto suggested that she play the pocky game with her longtime crush- Itachi Uchiha- she was positive that the world was ending.... Especially when he walked over to the [height] woman and offered her a choice between regular pocky and flavoured pocky. [Name] selected the original, since the panda on the box was so adorable.

And then she watched the Uchiha pop the uncoated end into his mouth, staring at her intently.

Shit.....!!!!

Barely opening her lips, she wedged a small bit of the treat between her front teeth and resorted to praying. It seemed as though [Deity] had abandoned her, though, as Itachi advanced with a look of determination in his granite eyes. With a gulp, she slid her face closer and blushed at how wrong it must've looked to everyone. However, the sly Uchiha merely smirked around his end and did so as well. Presently, there wasn't enough distance between the two of their mouths to make [Name] comfortable.

Heart racing, she quickly but the stick in two and lurched backwards, flailing her arms around and sending her foot into Itachi's chest accidentally. Now with both players on the [colour] floor, the observers began to laugh.

"HAHAHA! She kicked Itachi just so she wouldn't have to kiss him!" Choji was nearly doubled over, wiping tears from his eyes.

All that said Uchiha could hear were those taunts, and they enraged him though he did his best to appear polite per usual. However, even Sasuke was teasing him and that was the straw that broke the camal's back. Moving faster than lightning, he was laying on the woman whom had just sent him flying with her hands pinned down as his mouth touched her shocked lips.

So... Soft... Itachi hummed, drawing his tongue along the seam of her lips.

Sadly, her [sibling/friend/cousin/whatever] pulled him off of her and pointed at the sofa. Itachi took a seat, smirking.

Slowly, the party eventually started to wind down and guests bid farewell. Sometime around eight the next morning, that's when the last guest left. [Name] waved cheerfully at the Inuzukas and closed the door, locking it with a sigh. Naturally, after partying for so long, she was deadbeat exhausted.

She leaned her forehead against the door and groaned.

Which is when she felt arms snake around her waist and a pair of lips against her neck.

"Let's okay chutes and ladders next, [Name]. You'll be the chutes... I'll be the ladders..." Itachi scooped her up and headed straight to her bedroom.

Happy birthday, [Name]....