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Hungry~!

[Name] sighed, waiting for food to fall from the sky and into her stomach which was rumbling louder than any circus lion could ever dream of achieving. That being said, she was also waiting for a certain raven to return from the local shops with something edible- hopefully some [snack] because her sweet tooth was aching. It felt like hours, but it was only around half an hour, when she grumbled and lurched herself up off of the sofa and into the spacious bedroom that she shared with her onyx eyed beau. Rummaging around in his boxer drawer, she found her car keys and was on her way out when she heard Itachi's humming. Angrily, she flung open the door and marched up to him. Just as she was about to scream at him for taking so damn long, her [colour] eyes fell upon what exactly was making him do that giddy hum... In his mouth was a dango stick. If she was angry before, it didn't compare to the fury welling up inside her as she eyed him down so hard that he felt in danger.

"[Na-]"

"YOU CAN FEED YOUR OWN FUCKING FAT FACE, BUT YOU'RE GONNA LET YOUR [AGE] GIRLFRIEND STARVE TO DEATH?! THAT'S DOMESTIC ABUSE.... I THINK...!" she took it out of his mouth, snapped it in half, and flung it at him.

Itachi spent that nyght with his younger brother, pondering the wrath of hungry women world wide.

The next day, he bought all sorts of yummies and delivered them in person to [Name].

She forgave him, but only she made him feed her all day while other using him as a foot rest while she watched her [Fandom] films.

After that, he never came home with food in his mouth.... Especially not after those awful movies.