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Happy Halloween

[Name] was fidgeting in her costume, not feeling exactly comfortable with her [bra size] on display. They were covered, mostly, but she still felt like the other partygoers were staring at her breasts. She wasn't hiding her discomfort, either, fiddling with the headpiece of her New 52 attire. Wonder Woman, at least, discovered the gift of pants in this edition.

"Hey there cutie," a man with brown hair snickered.

"Greetings warrior," she replied, trying to sound as brave as the Amazon princess.

Her voice came out more like a mouse's squeak than a lioness's roar.

"Are you flying solo tonyght?" the man's pudgy fingers hooked onto her yellow wire, coiled to appear as though it were the lasso of truth.

"No, she's not."

Startled, [Name] and the heavier male turned to face a much taller and paler man. He wore the casual clothes that an onlooker might attribute to a reporter, glasses settled upon the bridge of his nose.

"Who the fuck are you?" the first male, whose face was hidden behind a Spiderman mask, snarled.

"Simply put, I'm one hell of a reporter," Itachi glared, reaching up and ripping open his very own shirt to reveal a blue bodysuit under it.

"You're not actually Superman," the brunette yelled at the raven.

He was rewarded with an elbow in his chest, a fist crashing into his face moments later.

"No, but he wishes that he could be me for a day."

As the male crumpled to the floor, [Name] ran over to her husband and threw her arms around him. She clung to him tightly for a moment before drawing back momentarily to kiss him, quickly stepping behind him a moment later with a squeak as the guy on the ground started groaning.

"Go home Kankuro, you're drunk," Itachi crinkled his nose.

[Name]'s sister, dressed as Mangle from FNAFs, ended up driving him home... after he'd been heavily restrained, of course.

After the Sunagakure male left, Itachi slung an arm around [Name]'s bare shoulders and pressed a kiss to her temple. When he noticed that she was trembling, from the cold, he wrapped his cape around her and pulled her body flush against his.

With a wicked smile, he leaned closer and whispered, "I wonder what all this cape can hide."

Excusing themselves, they made their way to the back of Karin Uzumaki's house and found the lavatory. Locking themselves inside, Itachi got her out of that revealing top and laid her down upon the cape which he had draped against the floor.

As it turns out, that cape hid quite a bit as [Name] wrapped herself up in it a few hours later when they rejoined the Halloween party.