Sℓєєp waℓkiηg [[Itachi Uchiha oneshots]]

Surrender!

(Feel free to scream out "yes!" whenever you want, lol... that being said, I borrowed this from my other booklet....!)

"Ooooooooh Itachiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

The red haired female bothered Itachi quite a bit. Sadly, Karin Uzumaki was in charge of the regiment and therefore in charge of the onyx eyed Uchiha. With a sigh, Itachi turned to face his commanding officer with a smile that vaguely hid the desire to kill.

"Yes?"

"I have a case, just for y-o-u!" Karin gushed, like a high school girl.

"What sort of case?"

"We women absolutely adore you and your prestige family, so I'm having you go after one of us who escaped from jail!"

Speak again and I will fuck you up, bitch... Especially if you draw out anymore sounds or words....

"Is that all?" Itachi kept on smiling his death grin.

"Here are her files Iiiiiiiitachiiiiiiiiiiii," Karin rubbed her flatter than paper chest against Itachi's arm.

I'm taking a shower after this...

"I could use a shower," she sighed, slumping against the murky bridge.

[Name] was of the tender age of [age] and been arrested for savagely murdering her entire town. Though it was more than obvious that she was innocent, Judge Sasuke Uchiha was infamous for dishing out death penalties and arrests. Rubbing at her neck, [Name] thanked her stars that she hasn't been hang or decapitated. Of course, now she was an escaped 'criminal', who would most likely be executed upon her recapture.

"This week sucks," [Name] slid down the dampened bricks, sitting shoulders deep in a polluted river.

"Indeed it does," a man sighed.

Panicking, her [eye colour] gaze shot to a pair of black eyes with a ruby red tint. Gulping, the woman debated swimming for it... But this guy looked like he was in perfect physical condition. Also, he looked extremely attractive and her inner pervert liked attractive men who were physically fit. Her tongue lazily dragged itself across her top lip, welcoming the salty taste of sweat and the bitter taste of grime.

"Who are you and how did you find me?" [Name] glared as he approached her.

Fuck... Mister Attractive iss a cop...

Damn, does he look good in that uniform...

Fuck! A COP!

A hot cop...

Before she knew it, Itachi had made his way towards her. [Name] snapped out of her trance as she felt someone's shoulder bumping against her crotch. Blushing and kicking, the escapee bellowed and demanded to be released.

"Now, now... You can come quietly or I can make you come quietly," he chuckled.

Ignoring the moistness in her pants, [Name] kept up her antics. She wanted released and she wanted to live! This man, though he was extremely sexy, was carrying her towards her death. Now, [Name] would be okay with dying if she were like seventy something. BUT SHE WAS ONLY [AGE]!

Dat tu yun tu de!

Itachi slid her off his shoulder and laid her on her back against the grass, his mischievous eyes twinkling.

"Surrender now, or I can fuck a surrender outta you."

Well... When he puts it that like that.....