Sℓєєp waℓkiηg [[Itachi Uchiha oneshots]]

Beach Trip!!

In honour of my horror story, "Treble," here is a oneshot that involves Itachi reading a scary story! Please check out my new story and I hope that you enjoy this special oneshot!

Itachi took off his cloak and used it as a towel, laying it out on the sand as his [petite/chubby/etc] wife ran around the beach like she was three. She was actually somewhere around [age], though. It didn't bother the Uchiha, it actually made him crack just the tiniest of smiles. However, like his brother, Itachi did not have an affinity for having fun. So, as the [skin tone] woman paraded around in her [colour] [bikini/tankini/one piece], the pale man simply pulled out a book from her fairly huge beach bag. Itachi loved horror novels as much as Sasuke adored horror flicks, but neither brother understood the other's liking. Sasuke was ADHD, though he kept it under the wraps pretty good. He'd tap his knuckles against his thigh or just drum his fingertips on something, but he couldn't sit still long enough to read a book, and movies were over too quickly to interest Itachi. Anyway, he carefully thumbed his newest buy- "Misery" by Stephen King.

"Ita-Ita! Come play!!!" his daughter's friend, Yurrikyu, pouted.

[Name] stood behind the small girl, grinning fiendishly though she was clearly trying to appear innocent.

"Hn, in a little bit," the Uchiha replied, monotone as ever.

He at least wanted to finish the chapter.

"Chi, come now," [Name] sharply demanded, using Itachi's least liked nickname.

Seriously, it sounded feminine and Itachi Uchiha was like two hundred percent masculine.

With a glare, he stood and marched over to his wife. She saw that look in his eyes and tried to swim for it, but alas... He had already gotten his vise grip on her waist and surged upwards with his captured maiden before plummeting sharply back down to the waiting waves like a breaching shark of some deadly sort. Upon surfacing, she spat directly in his face and proceeded to gag on the dreadful taste of salt.

"Nani! You're so mean!" his beloved wiped at her [colour] eyes.

"You're the one who married me," he cracked another smile, pulling the sputtering female to him and kissing her delicately.

"KIDS IN THE OCEAN!" their twins cried out, covering their onyx eyes.

Overall, the trip was a blast.

Especially considering that Itachi got to rub [Name]'s back with some Aloe when she got sunburn.