The evening news is where they greet you saying "good evening" and then proceed to tell why it isn't.
"Good evening, today we are expecting a hurricane coming your away oh also there's a murderer on the loose so you also have a chance of dying tonight. Well that's all thank you and have a good night."
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Puns, Jokes, and Other Hilarious Things!
RandomYou havin' a bad day? Need somethin' to brighten your mood? Well, this book will turn your frown upside down because it's filled with puns, jokes, pick-up lines, pranks, and more! *Mostly found on the internet* Enjoy!
