Tales from Gotham

You are mine

Penguin and Edward are sitting in Penguins new bedroom. He had gotten a new one, as Victor had found a new house for everyone to live in and they moved in. They still however kept the same number of rooms as the old house but Penguin had the biggest bedroom. It was the master bedroom. He also had a king size matress with a bunch of massive blankets piled on. Edward and Penguin were sitting in his bed. Penguin had his head propped up on some pillows against the head board. He was dressed in jeans and a black tank top. Eddy head was laying against Penguins chest and he was wearing long green pants, and a yellow button up short sleeved. Penguin was stroking Edwards hair softly. They are watching tv together. Generally they would be watching the news but they decided it was too serious. So had put on the CW and watched shows like Two and a half men, two broke girls, Big bang thoery.

"What are you thinking about Mister Penguin"? Edward asks. "That im happy to have my boyfriend back" Oswald says as he strokes his head. "I'm your fiance" Edward says looking up at him. Penguin laughs and look at him. "I have that ring you gave me" Oswald says. Edward is still looking up at him "but you are not wearing it" Edward says. "Of course I am, around my neck" Oswald says. Penguin looks at the clock by his bed. Its 1o,clock. Edward pulling up his hand and reveals a silver band. "I am wearing mine" Edward says with a smile. Penguin smiles and says "Are you hungry Eddy" Penguin asks. "Yes, I am" Edward says. "Want me to make some lunch"? Edward asks. "No, we should go get some lunch" Penguin says. "Wear did you want to go"? Eddy asks. "How about a diner" Penguin says. Penguin goes to his drawer and puts on a short sleeved buttonup which he tucked into his pants. He pulled out some socks and slid them on and put on some shoes. He grabs a shoulder bag and put it over his shoulder. Edward found his discarded socks and put them on and put his shoes back on and they went out the door.

Edward gets in the passenger seat and starts driving. Penguin gets in the passenger side of the vehicle. Edward smiles as he starts driving to the place. "So, has anyone noticed your scares"? Penguin asks with a smirk. "Only Barbara, she accused you of abusing me.. and the woman at the shop, where I went to pay my phone bill and I tried to cover it up with my collar" Edward says. Penguin looks over at Ed "Why would she think I was abusing you, I wouldn't do anything to abuse you!" He snapped. "I.. I know but you know how she is" Edward says driving. "What did you tell her"? Oswald says. "That it hurt in a good way" Edward says with a sheepish grin. "You Masochist Eddy" Penguin says.

After about 20 minutes they get to the diner. The place is called "Hathaways". Penguin and Eddy walk out of the car and to the place together. Penguin grabs Edwards hand and Edward is surprised. "Penguin"? he asks. "I need people to know you are taken" Penguin says. Edward doesn't mind but didnt think Penguin would be willing to go public. When they get to the man at the stand to asks for a table Penguin lets go. Penguin pats Edward on the back, to which Edward obviously winces. Edward was still sore from the session him and Penguin had. Edward stammers 'U Uhm t two please" Edward says with a very awkward smile. The man standing at the counter was a skinny gentlemen with a neat combed back pompadore, and green eyes, and a black vest, white button up and black pants and shoes. "It will be 15 minutes" He says. "A Alright" Edward says. Penguin laughs "Good boy Eddy" He says. Edward smiles.

The man calls them up and takes them to a booth with spot for a single person on each side. Penguin sits down and looks at the menu. "What you thinking about Edward" Oswald asks. "What I want to order" Edward says with a blank expression. Penguin laughs "Suprising to see you are not thinking about some nonsense" Oswald says. "You tend to calm my mind to some degree Mister Penguin" Edward says. A perky young blonde female with blue eyes a black apron, and big boobs and hips comes up to them. "HI! Im carey white! Ill be taking your order, can I get you fine gentlemen something to drink"? She says with too much perk in her vioce. She looks to be about 22. "Coffee" Penguin says plainly. Coffee Edward says. "Alright, ill be back with your boys coffee in a few minutes"! She says as she walks off.

"Whats black, and white and red all over" Edward says suddenly. "A newspaper" Oswald says. "No, a sunburned Penguin" Edward says with a smile. "That was terrible" Oswald says. Edward starts folding his napkin and Oswald asks what he is doing. "Youll see" Edward says as he folds it into a shape of a Penguin and slides it over. "You made a Penguin, out of a Napkin"? Penguin says. "Yes, do you like it"? Edward says seemingly gleaming with pride. "You are going to need this when the food comes" Penguin says. "I can get more" Edward says. 5 minutes have passed and Edward has made about 9 origami shapes and they were scattered towards Mister Penguins end of the table. "Ed! you are wasting all the napkins"! Penguin says. Edward had made a Penguin, a heart, a robin, a ice burg, a cat, a rat, a dolphin and a flower. "but now you can take them home" Edward says. Penguin sighs at him.

The young female comes back with a plastic pitcher and puts down two glasses and pours coffee in each cup, and puts down a bowl of creamer and sugar. She notices the origami and picks one up. "Oh my goodness, did you make these" She says looking at Eddy. "Yes" Eddy says with a smile. "Thats so cute" She smiles. "You must be happy to have such a creative boyfreind" she says with a smile. Ed mouth dropped into an O, and Penguin head snaps to the women. "How did you...." She laughs "you have matching rings" She says. "Dont worry, I wont tell nobody" she says. Penguin grabs the ring at the end of his kneclace and shoves it into his shirt. "Can you make me one"? The female asks. Eddy looks at Penguin as though asking permission and Penguin nods. Edward smiles and takes another Napkin and folds it into a piggy. He hands it to her. "Thats absolutly amazing" She says. She smiles and puts it in her apron pocket. "So, can I take your guys order"? She asks with a smile.

"Uhm, Sure Oswald says as he makes his order" and Edward looks at Penguin with a stupid grin on his face. "What are you smiling about"? Oswald asks. "Id just have a cute little Penguin" Eddy says with a grin. Oswald puts his head down on the table and groans. This earns a laugh from the blonde female. "You guys are so cute!" She says with a laugh. "Just order Eddy" Penguin says. "Let me guess the moody type"? She says looking over at Penguin. Penguin picks up his head to yell at her "I AM NOT"! he protests. "Sure, and your Boy here isnt a nerdy goof" she says. Eddy has a grin looking like he want to laugh. "Oh shut Eddy! Order your food"! Penguin demands. Edward looks over at the women and makes his order. "Ill be back you two absolute cuteys" She says with a smile and walks off swinging her hips. Penguin looks at Edward with a hateful stare. "Are you going to punish me later" Edward asks. "You would like that too much" Oswald says. "I would" Edward says. "Why are you so angry, she thinks we are cute" Edward says. "She thinks you are cute" Oswald says. "I think she thinks you are too" Edward taps Penguins nose. "My birdy freind" Edward says. Penguin exhales. "You infuriate me sometimes" Oswald says. "Doesnt everything"? Edward asks.

An hour later the female comes back with the food. "Here you cuteys go" She says with a smile. She leaves them thier food. They eat thier food. Penguin looks kind of annoyed. Edward looks at him "Are you mad at me"? Edward asks. "Not anymore" Penguin says. "Im sorry" Eddy says with the cutest puppydog eyes. Penguin looks up at him and says "I want to smack you sometimes, but then I want to kiss you" Penguin says. Eddy smiles at that. "Say Aw" Penguin says. Eddy follows his command and Penguin puts a fry in his mouth. Eddy eats it and swallows. Penguin laughs. "I love you Eddy" Penguin says. "I love you Mister Penguin" Edward says with a smile.

After they finish eating the female leaves them the check. Penguin reads it and notices something. Penguin sighs "She left us a message" Oswald says. "What does it say"? Edward asks picking up the check and reads the message. It reads "You guys are so cute and sweet, the three of us should hang out sometimes, I love seeing happy couples" Edward reads it. "Oh my, I guess she likes us" Eddy says. "What is the price" Penguin asks. 32.50$ Edward replys. Oswald takes out his wallet and puts the money in the brown book wallet. "Lets go, before she follows us out" Penguin says. Edward still holding the check in his hand and folds it and puts it in his front pocket. Oswald shoves all the origami figures in his bag and walks out of the place with Eddy being drug by the hand.

Oswald drags Edward to the back at the Diner and shoves Edward up against the wall. Edward winces as his back hits the wall. "Ozzy" he says. Edward feels hands slide under his shirt running across Edwards scares as he moans. Penguin pulls his hands out and strokes them over the top of his shirt. "Bend down" Oswald says and Edward seems to understand his command and leans down where thier faces are facing each other and Penguin Kisses Edward and Edward wraps his arms around as they sit in back of the Diner kissing each other. Edward moans as he kisses back and breaks the kiss to look at Oswald. "Oswald" Eddy says. "Ed" Oswald says as he pulls Edwards head back down to kiss him again and the two stand making out in the back of Hathaways.