Tales from Gotham

Caught at the Amusement park

Edward and Penguin are making out in a closet in the amusement park closet. Penguin was also very drunk and wreaked of booze. Edward knew they would be caught, but he couldn't really say no to Mister Penguin. They had done this a few times already, and nearly got caught more then once. Though they did not exactly define or talk about what kind of relationship they had. Edward never minded these situations he was caught in, but had issue with the fact he was so unsure of where they stood exactly. 

Ed is in the closet with Mister Penguin. They are both shirtless and a much shorter Penguin is under a much taller Nygma. Ed had to lean over to capture penguins lips and Oswald had to stretch upwards to reach Ed. Penguins arms hung around Edwards slender neck as Eds large hands were around the Penguins back and ruffling through the penguins hair. Ed always did love that Fohawk of his. He also loved touching Penguins hair, which was always so soft. Penguin always seemed so Skinny and frail to Ed. Penguin while not very tall in general actually enjoyed Edward was so much taller then he was. He also was usually always drunk when this kind of stuff happened. 

Ed breaks the kiss for a minute and whispers in the Penguins ears. "What if someone catches us Mister Penguin"? Penguin didn't understand why Ed seemed to address everyone so formally no matter how close he got to them. He found it irritating but it was not something he was going to try to change about Ed. He liked Ed with all his various coarks, as annoying as they sometimes were. Ed breaths out "Ed, I dont really care right now, I missed you" Edward says. "So, why did you let me go"? Edward asks softly. "Since, I thought you would be happier, but you are still mine regardless" Penguin says. "Penguin"? Ed asks. "What"? Penguin whispers softly. "What are we"? Ed asks. "Lovers... I suppose" Penguin says. 

Penguin looks back up at Edward and stares into his brown eyes. "Stop talking now" Penguin says grabbing onto Eds shoulder pulling him down some and kissing him softly, capturing his lips in his. Edward deepens the kiss as they are tangled in each other arms and Edward has his arms around Penguins body, and Penguins arm around Eds Neck as they are int each others Embrace. Edward breaks the kiss and starts kissing penguins shoulder and then bites him roughly. "mmmmm" Penguin moans softly biting his lip. "Little Masochistic Penguin" Eddy says. Penguin laughs "Shut up Ed" he says as he grabs Eds cheeks and capture his lips again, as their tongues dance in each others mouths. 

Suddenly there is ruffling. Penguin pulls back. "Wait... Do you hear that"? Penguin says as they both stop and listen. "Ill be right back, I just going to get a broom from the closet" Barbara shouts. "Crap!" Penguin says as Penguin in a panic turns around and grabs the door handle. Barbara tries to open it but it wont do so. "Wait, what? It wont budge" she says. She keeps pulling it when she hers a groan from the other end. She raises a brow "Is someone in there"? She says. "Barbara, uhm, can you cover for me" Edward whispers. "Wait, Ed? What on earth are you doing"? Barbara asks. "Do me this and I will ow you one" Eddy says. "Barbara... Go away" comes a vioce with a low harsh whisper. "Oswald"? ... Wait.. SERIOUSLY? In a broom closet? Do you guys know how cleshey that is"? She says. "Cover, please Barbara" Edward begs. "You Ow me Big Eddy, I hope you know that" Barbara says. "You guys have like, 10 minutes" she says. 

"Hey Jerome, I think we should go check on the horses first" she says. "What? Why? where you not able to find a broom" she asks. "Lets just say.. Ed has someone he into over, and I am covering for them" She whispers to Jerome. "Oh, whos the lucky lady"? Jerome asks. "I cant say, but I promised I would buy them a few minutes" she says. "Got it," He winks. "Dont worry, ill play along" Jerome says. Penguin exhales and slowly opens the door and comes out putting his back up against the wall and slowly scaling the wall. "Where to"? Penguin whispers. "Trailer" Eddy says. as he sneaks out too and they are watching around the area to see people getting the animals, and acts ready, while they are running, hiding, dodging and jumping behind things. Though what they didnt notice was a very quiet ivy pepper lurking around. As Penguin is hopping between trailers he turns around to see Ivy looking straight at him. He grabs her and puts his hand over her mouth. "Listen, ill give you 20 dollars if you leave, shut up, and dont tell anyone what you saw" he says. He lets go and she turns around and puts her hand out and Penguin puts 20 in her hand. Ivy looks over at Ed and says "I knew you were gay" she says as she runs off. 

"Ed, this is all your fualt" Penguin says looking over at Ed who is up against the wall of a wooden horse trailer. "What? You were the one who insisted on visiting during hours drunk, and dragging  into the closet"! Edward whispers harshly. Ed sneaks over to the edge of the last one and runs over to his trailer and is cuaght. Three men look at his shirtless and they are three clowns "Hey Eddy"! one of them says waving. "What you doing buddy"? he says. "Oh, uhm, just going into my trailer to change for the show you know" He says with a cheesey grin. "Oh, I look forward to seeing your outfit!" He says back to Ed. "Right, I sure we all are" Edward says as he opens the door of the trailer and goes in. Ed looks out the window of the trailer and watched Penguin hoping he can make it. Suddenly two young girls looking about 13 appear in front of him in white make up and all striped matching outfits. One on the left says "Hey, whats a shirtless man doing running around"? She asks. The other one smiles "I not seen you around, are you new? Do you even belong here? Who are you Mister"? she asks. The two girls look identical. "I could ask you both the same question" Penguin spits back. 

"I suppose hes right isnt he? We should introduce ourselves" The girl on the right says looking at the girl on the Left. The girl on the left says "Im Susan" and the girl on the right looks at penguin and says "Im Sally" and they both say in Unison "We are twins" They says. "Now what you doing here Mister" They says in Unison. "Dating one of the performers" Penguin admitted. "Which ones"? They ask in Unison. "It doesnt matter... Can you please let me go. I not suppose to be seen with my lover" Penguin says. "A secret affair Susan"? one of the girls says looking to the others. "Indeed Sally" she says. "Well try to buy you time" They say in Unison and go off to be distracting. Penguin runs to the Trailer and almost makes it when. 

"AY! Aint that the Penguin fella? What is he doing here" A men with messy hair and baggy clothes says. Penguin heart sunk and he knew there was no way out of this. They all come up and start asking him questions. Jerome noticing the ruckus bursts into laughter. Barbara sighs "This was going to happen eventually" Barbara says. Penguin is completly at loss of words. He is generally a very smooth talker but couldnt think of an explanation. So he goes to his defualt which is simply rage. "Enough!" He shouts. "I dont have to awnser your stupid questions! I am the King of Gotham! Im leaving" He says as he storms off and leaves the area. Everyone is completly bewildered as to what happened. Jerome still laughing hysterically. "Oh god.. it hurts just AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, That was such a epic fail" he shouts. "Whats so funny"? one of the perfomers ask which makes Jerome laugh harder to the piont where he falls to the floor crying in tears. 

Barbara sighs "Dammit Ed" she says rubbing her temple. "Can someone explain whats going on"? Someone asks. "Penguins dating someone from the park, who it is, is not important" Barbara tells them. Edward comes out and says "Whats all the commotion about?" He asks playng dumb. Barbara gave him a look that says "Really? You going to pull that"? She says. Barbara  sighs and walks off "Come on Jerome" she says "EVERYONE BACK TO WORK" She says. 12 minutes later Ed gets Penguins shirt out from the closet and finds Penguin sitting in his car and knocks on the window. Penguin opens the door letting Ed in. Ed gets in the passenger seat and hands him his shirt. Ed leans in and kisses Penguin on the lips. "Im sorry, about that but no one figured out we are a thing" Ed says. Ed puts his shirt bck on "Thank god" Penguin says in a releaved Sigh."They think your dating someone from the park, but they dont know who" Ed says. "I suppose I am" Penguin says. 

Ed grabs penguins cheek and looks him in the eyes with a smile. "What are you smiling at"? Penguin asks annoyed. "You" Ed says. Penguin pushes his away. "Stop that stupid" Penguin says. Ed leans in and kisses Penguin on the lips and Penguin wraps his arms around Edwards neck and they start kissing again. One of the performers passing by notices them. "Your dating ED"! He says stunned. Penguin pulls back "Shit" he says. Penguin looks at him darkly and gets out and walks up to him. "How about you didnt see anything, and ill make sure no one gets hurt, im in the mob, I can do bad things to you" Penguin says. The guy terrified agrees and says "I I wont Sir" He says and runs off. "Fool" Penguin says walking back to Car. 

"I should go Ed" Penguin says. "Dont go" Ed begs. "We are going to be cuaght" Penguin insists. "Maybe I want to be cuaght" Ed says wrapping his arms around Penguin waist. "What, WHY"? Ed questions. "I dont care, I not ashamed of you" Ed says. "I not ashamed of you either" Penguin says. "So why not tell" Ed says. "You know why, Love is a weakness to be exploited" Penguin says. "We are both strong, we can defend ourselves" Ed says. "Thats true" Penguin says. Suddenly a Barbara Keen shows up on other end of gate. "What are you idiots still doing? I cant keep covering for you if you guys are going to make a SCENE!" she demands. "I know you are lovesick idiots, but you guys are making it painfully clear you two are gay for each other" She says.