Tales from Gotham

Relationship Goals

Edward and Penguin are laying naked together in bed. They are in Eddys trailer and Penguin had managed to sneak in again without being seen by anyone. Part of this was Barbara helping them get in as she already has caught them several times and covered for them on Multiple occasions. 

Edward has thin green sheets and a big soft blanket. Penguin is laying on his stomach at an angle, front hanging off the foot of the bed, and Edward is sitting half way up, head against the wall. They had just had sex, but to put their underwear back on. There was a bottle of Whskey on Eds sit of the bed on a nightstand. Ed had a glass of whiskey in his hand that he was drinking. Penguin was smoking a cigarette. 

"Do you think there is somewhere we go when we die Ed"? Penguin asks him suddenly. "No, I dont think there is, I think we turn into nothingness and become worm food" Eddy says. "Thats just my thoughts though"Ed says. "If there was a place to go, do you think I would be going to hell"? Penguin asks Ed. "Well, if you are I am going there too Penguin, I killed my girlfreind, Im crazy, I tried to murder cops simply out of revenge. But dont worry, if you do at least we will be going there together" Edward says to him. 

Penguin gets up and sits back laying his head on Eds chest. Ed puts his arm around Penguin. Penguin smiles at him. "Penguin puts his cigarette in eds mouth, and Ed takes a long drag and blows out the smoke through his nose. "You know, I only smoke when im around you" Ed says. Penguin puts the cigarette back to his own mouth. "Guess im your terrible habit then, ain't I friend"? Penguin  says. "You are the best habit in the world Mister Penguin" He says leaning in giving him a kiss. Ed gets on top of him. "What are you doing"? Penguin asks plainly. "Take your underwear off" Ed says. Penguin smiles "Bite me" Penguin says. Ed chuckles "I like when you dont listen" Ed says. 

Weeklys:

Penguin has been visiting Eddy more and more in his trailer and somehow managed to keep it on the down low. Barbara of course already knew about them dating and thought it was cute. Though somehow Penguin ends up being seen one night sneaking out of Edwards trailer. Penguin ends up trapped in the park and cant get out the gate like he usually does. Since this has happened more then once, the people in the park are not willing to let him leave without explanation now and Penguin is just frustrated. Penguin ends up confessing that he is seeing Edward and they let him go home. Which leads everyone to come to Eds trailer and knock on his door. He opens it and comes out. Of course Ed is not wearing a shirt and neither was Penguin when he left. At the accusations Eddy sighs and rubs the back of his head "We, yes, we sort of are" Ed says.