Tales from Gotham

How to skin a Fish(Gotham Style)

They Finally captured Fish and she is all Alone. Butch decided to leave as he didnt want to be involved or witness this and Penguin thought that was best especially since it might interfere with the brainwashing that was used on Butch. However Barbara, Ed, Penguin and Victor were there to witness the killing of none other than the great FISH MOONEY. Who had been leading the Monsters against Penguin and his gang and trying to take over Gotham. Each one of these people were more then Happy to see Mooney dead. Penguin because she tried to kill him and was going to try to do it again, Victor just because killing was fun, Eds motivation was basically the same as victors, and then barbara was just plain nuts. This was a walk in the park for her looney brain. Fish is tied to a chair with ropes binding her legs and  arms down. 

So the scene starts out between Victor and Ed fighting over who gets to finish her and then they go around with Barbara thinking of the best way to kill her. Penguin has the darkest grin on his face "So, any last words Fish"? Penguin asks her. "You didn't think I would catch you, but I did, and now I am going to finish the job" he says with a smile. "You idiots cant even decide who gets to kill me and how, I think well be here for about another month well you four get your shit together, Where you find these three stooges anyways? I know Victor but whos the tall one and the Girl"? She asks him. "Ed is a friend of mine, from the GCPD formally, and Barbara is Jim Gordons Ex Girlfriend gone crazy" Penguin says with a smile. "Dont worry, this will be sorted out soon" Penguin says. 

While Penguin is talking to Miss Mooney the conversation between the other three goes as follows. They are totally ignoring Penguin having his little back and forth with Fish Mooney. Edward: No I say we use a knife! Kill her really slow make her suffer! She needs to feel it!" Victor:Why cant we just shoot her in the head? It will be much quicker Ed:We dont get to see the look of terror in her eyes if we just use a gun." Ed argues back. Barbara: How about we just light her on fire and let her burn"? Barbara chimes in. Ed:Well that would make her suffer but thats not a lot of fun". Victor: A gun works just as well, or we can just blow her up with a bazooka-like Butch did Galavan" he says. Ed: Tilts his head and looks at Victor "Penguin and Butch used a Bazooka? Isnt that overkill"? Ed asks. Barbara:You know if we don't do this quickly someone is going to catch on what we are doing and come to rescue this bitch right"? Barbara says. Ed:Shes right Victor.. How about a compromise"? Ed asks. Victor:What would that be Ed"? Victor questions. Ed:Well I can cut her up a bit, Penguin can stab her, you can shoot her a few times, and then Barbara can light her up, they will never be able to find the body"! Ed explains. Victor nods and says "Alright sounds fair Ed". Barbara squeals and jumps in the air and claps her hands together excitedly. 

By the time they are finished with Fish she has no eyes, no fingers or toes, is burning to a crisp, has over 100 stab wounds all over her body and the smell of dead flesh is floating through the air. The group of four is covered in blood, and Edward is holding a bloody knife. Suddenly the door is broken down. "FREEZE" and the man holding the gun and Jim Gordon. He is shocked to see four very familiar faces standing in front of a crisped body. Behind him is Harvey Bullocks. "Freeze! EVERYONE"! Harvey is in shock. "What the... You Sick Psychos what did you do"? He asks. "What the hell"? Jim says in utter shocks. "Barbara, Oswald, Ed, and Victor together"? he says. 

Barbara is holding a canister of gasoline, Victor is standing there with a smoking gun, Eddy is holding a bloody knife and Penguin isnt holding anything. They all look back at Jim and Harvey who are in utter confusion and disgust at the scene they just witnessed. A burning dead corpse of Fish Mooney. "Hey Jim" Barbara says casually. "Jim. my old friend its been too long" Penguin says with a creepy smile. Eddy smiles and says in the most chipper tone "Hi Jimmy"! Nice seeing you again" he says. 

"Jim, what the hell is going on here"? Harvey whispers to Jim. "I dont know Harvey, this is insane, I dont know how Penguin convinced these three to team up with him" Jim says. "Okay EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UP"! JIM says pionting his gun at them. Penguin steps foward "There is four of us and a dead Fish, you really think you can win here Jim? Your not even a cop anymore, what are you here for"? Penguin asks Jim. "I came becuase Fish has a bount on her head, but now the bounty is dead, so I just lost my pay for the night" Jim says. "Go home Jim, you stopping us wont do anything for you anymore, why do you care"? Penguin asks. Harvey pionts his gun at Penguin "Down on the GROUND NOW PENGUIN! I WONT HESITATE TO SHOOT YOU! You sicko"! Harvey shouts. Ed steps in front of Penguin "Dont you dare touch him Harvey" Ed says defensivly. "Oh what? What you going to do to me with your damn Knife Ed"? Harvey says waving his hands in the air. "Right im so scarred" Harvey taughts him. Victor looks at Penguin "Boss"? he asks. "Yes, Victor you may" Penguin says knowing exactly what Victor is planning to do. Victor pulls out his second gun shoots Jim in the hand making him drop his gun, and shoots Harvey in the side who shoots and ends up shooting victor in the side. victor doesnt even flitch and shoots Harvey three more times till he falls to the floor. "We should get out of here Boss" Victor says looking at penguin. "We should Victor, we should" Penguin says as he turns around to head out the back double doors. Everyone else follows him out the doors, penguin takes out a match and strike it lighting it and dropping it where the gasoline if pouring out and there was already gasoline all over the floor. and a fire starts to light heading in the direction of Jim and Harvey. "Crap, we need to get out of here Harvey" Jim says dragging Harvey out of the build as the place starts to light up in flames. Penguin gets in the car and starts driving away as Victor sits in the front seat, Ed sits behind Penguin, and Barbara is sitting across from Ed as Penguin speeds off. "Its finally Over" Penguin says as he drives away.