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Frerard 3

My Chemical Romance
Gerard Way/Frank Iero

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
  Gerard spoils the fuck out of Frankie.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
  Frank likes to curl up in Gee's lap and have Gerard pet his hair like a cat.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked, and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
  Gerard walks around half-naked to tease Frank before running into the bathroom to shower/get dressed, locking the door behind him.

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night, and which one stays up all night anyway?
  Gerard stays up late all the time partially because of the coffee he ingests on a daily basis, but mostly because of his insomnia. (plus, he hates not finishing a drawing)

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident, and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
  Gerard nearly burned the house down trying to cook Frank dinner for his birthday, so Frank baked them little Halloween-themed cookies, and cuddled with him while they had a horror movie marathon. #relationshipgoals

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh, that’s us!", and which one goes “Eh, not really.”?
  Most of the time, Gerard's the one finding 'relatable' OTP prompts that are the complete opposite of his and Frankie's relationship, saying, "Holy shit. Us!"
  It usually ends with Frank rolling his eyes, laughing slightly at the satire joke and smooching Gee's face.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
  Frank  because Gee's clothes are a tiny bit big on him, and he finds them comfortable. Also, he knows that Gerard thinks it's both adorable and hot.

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
  Frank always has to remind Gerard who just glares at him before making his way to their bed and passing out after his stress-filled day. Frank goes out and gets whatever the other forgot before snuggling with him.

9: Which one drives the car, and which one gives them directions?
  Frank has a terrible sense of direction, so he typically drives while Gerard gives him directions.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
  Gerard loves drawing Frank obvs

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers, and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
  Frank's doin' backflips and shit while Gerard's just chillin'

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
  Gee drinks too much, Frankie helps him stop :/

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Both of them because they're adorable little shots

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
   Frank

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
  Frank screams. A lot.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
  Frank gives Gerard his jacket

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older (in this case, younger) sibling?
  Frank

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
  Frank

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
  They're fucking amazing parents, okay?

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
  Gerard types with perfect grammar

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
  Gerard gets bullied a lot, but Frank often tries to help him.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
  Frank makes puns... Often...

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
  Gerard

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
  Gerard

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
  Frank cheers.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
  Gerard, though Frank hates it.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
  Both

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
  Gerard got a pet tarantula one time. Frank made him take it back after less than a week.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
  Gerard. Frank's too small.

30: If they went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
  Frank would take lots of pictures. and they'd probs go to like Italy or something stereotypical like France.