Rants And Rambles 2

COMEBACKS

1.

"I was sick"
"You're lying, aren't you?"
"No, I was sick of you and this stupid school"

2.

"Haha, you failed!"
"Yeah, so did your dad's condom*

3.

"I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long!"
"I was gonna tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it!"

4.

"Why are you talking during my lesson?"
"Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

5.

"Bitch"
"Call me a bitch again, I dare you"
"Bitch"
"That's right, bitches do what they're told"

6.

"Fail!"
"Nobody asked for your life story"

7.

"Can you explain to me why you failed the test?"
"Can you explain to me why you fail to educate?"

8.

"I need my beauty sleep"
Bitch you needa fucking hibernate

9.

"Kill yourself"
"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump to your IQ"

10.

"That's why you don't have any friends"
"Bitch the only time you hang out with yours is when you look in the mirror"

11.

"Aww, you're spreading rumors about me? It's nice to know you have a hobby spreading things other than your legs"

12.

"Suck it"
"I'm sorry, small objects are a choking hazard"

13.

"That's so gay"
"That's not what your mom said last night"
"You don't even know my mother"
"Neither does your father"

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