Rants And Rambles 2

IM DUN

LET ME START OF BY SAYING IM SO DUN

SO I WAS PLAYING SOME PTX ON MY BROTHERS CAR RADIO AND U START PLAYING EVOLUTION OF MICHAEL JACKSON AND I GO "Hear Mitch hit that high note!!" AND HE GOES "he's not that good" OKAY! THAT'S OKAY! HIS OPINION!! THEN HE GOES "Zayn Malik is better than him" AND I WAS LIKE "no he isn't" THEN MY BROTHER SAYS "Mitch couldn't even go solo. And if he did, he wouldn't be able to make it" AND I WENT OFF AND WALKED AWAY LIKE A SLAYING QUEEN AND WENT UPSTAIRS TO WATCH SOME MIRANDA SINGS

AND IF THATS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU....

MY TV MUSTVE BEEN A LITTLE LOUD AND MY MOM GOES, "who's TV is that?" AND ME BEING THE GOOD CHILD I AM I ANSWERED "that's mine, sorry." AND MY MOM GOES "what are you watching?" ITS TYPICAL!! AND I GO "Miranda Sings" AND SHE GOES "who's that?" OFC SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO MIRANDA IS!! SO I GO "a funny YouTuber" AND MY MOM GOES "what kind of funny"

1. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

2. WHAT DO YOU THINK IM DOING IN HERE?? WATCHING P*RN???

ANYWAYS

SO I GO "ummmm..... she's just funny YouTuber......" AND MY MOM GOES "is it a presentable funny?"

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT???

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!

SO I CHANGE IT AND GO TO TØP AND SHE GOES "who are you listening to?" AND I WAS LIKE "Twenty Øne Piløts" AND SHE GOES "you and these stupid bands"

WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY MOTHER?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?