2: Unexpected Events

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Me: Hey peoples! Kitten is back with yet another story! I am awesome, no?

Itachi: No.

Me: Shut the h*ll up Weasel!

Itachi: Make me.

Me: Fine! *tackles him and gets pinned by him then growls*

Itachi: You were saying?

Me*growls* What the h*ll! Get off me you stupid Weasel! Rape! Help! Itachi is raping me!

Itachi: Why do you say that? *whispers in my ear* You want me too?

Me: No. Why would I want that? *looks at him weirdly*

Itachi: I don't know. *smirks* You suggested it.

Me: My friend would like that though. Just do the disclaimer dude and get off me.

Itachi: *smirks and helps me up* Kitten does not own me or any of the Akatsuki let alone anyone from Naruto.

MeSadly tis true. Misashi Kishimoto-sama is awesome though for creating such awesome peoples though! Oh, this takes place in the real world so you know.  X3

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Miyako’s POV

I woke up to a loud bang. I was still a bit groggy but the smell of smoke made me wake up faster.

"Sh*t! Akane!" I yelled.

A squeak came in response to my yelling. I ran down the stairs to find a smoke covered kitchen with Akane in front of a smoking stove. Leon came down right after me only in his boxers.

I sighed at my two best friends. I guess I couldn't blame Leon when I was in only a small silk night gown that reached to my upper thigh but Akane, no matter what she always makes everything and anything explode when cooking or trying to make something.

"Akane!" I whined. "You know you aren't allowed to cook! You make everything explode! Even cereal! How is that even possible my I ask?"

Akane shrugged her shoulders and smiled sheepishly. I sighed and Leon shook his head as he chuckled. I looked at my kitchen which now had stuff on its once sea green walls. I sighed again and face palmed. Akane then screamed "FIRE!"

She jumped on the island/counter thing as Leon grabbed the fire extinguisher to put out the medium sized flame. I sighed again. Akane and Leon looked at me then at each other then back at me.

"We need to get you a boyfriend." They said at the same time.

"Ah! N-no I don't! I don't need a f*cking boyfriend! Don’t you remember last time?!" I yelled.

Didn't they remember last time? Every time they set me up it ended with me nearly killing the poor boy because of my temper. I warned him so you really can't blame me though! I glared at them with enough ferocity to make anyone want to head for cover. They held their ground against me though, them being the only ones who could. I snuck a glance at the clock. It said 7:00a.m.

"Sh*t! We've got to go guys! We're going to be late!" I yelled.

Akane ran screaming to her room. Leon and I ran to our rooms as well and we met all met down stairs in the kitchen in less than 5 minutes. I was wearing a sea foam green tank top and skinny jeans as well as ocean blue boots and zip-up hoodie.

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