Brother: *throws pillows on top of me*
Me: ...
Brother: *grabs my boobs*
Me: RAPE! RAPE!
Grandpa: SHHH
Brother: *jumps off of me and sits quietly*
Me: *throws pillows off myself*
BAI RAPIST! *runs upstairs*
What even is this life?
GOOD DAMN BYE!
~ fellow_psychopath ~
