The Lazy Ninja (A Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 8

I was on my way back to the Academy so that I can meet my teams sensei. Hopefully, he won't want me to train all the time.... That would be very difficult for me......

I had changed before I went out of the forest, mother nature brought me some new clothes, from where, I have no idea. I didn't really care though, I just wanted to get out of that stupid dress. As long as something is comfortable and covers up all the important stuff, I'm good.

So, now, I'm wearing some brown shorts and a white tank-top. Nothing fancy, although I did get a small strap on my thigh with a hidden knife and some snacks for if I get hungry, I was debating whether to put my fold up pillow inside, but I decided that I wouldn't bring it and instead use Naru-kun as my  pillow. I'm sure he won't mind.

And, of course, I had my ukulele strapped on my back

As i walked towards the academy, with my arms behind my head, I started to sing. Why? I don't know..... I just felt like it was in the moment, you know what I mean?

  I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess

'Til all my sleeves are stained red
From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw me wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that'll light those years
Sick of all the insincere
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My God
Amazing that we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Driving shiny big black cars

And everyday I see the news, all the problems that we could solve
And when a situation rises, just write it into an album
Seen it straight to gold
I don't really like my flow, no, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that'll light those years
Sick of all the insincere
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got not shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'mma tell you everything

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that'll light those years
Sick of all the insincere
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that'll light those years
Sick of all the insincere
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time
Don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

All my secrets away
All my secrets away  

Ah, let's just face it. The world is a better place without secrets, then again, like I'm one to talk.

I walked into the building and along the hallway. Suddenly, I saw Kaka-san.

"Ah, Kaka-san. What are you doing here?"

He looked at me, surprised.

"Your a little late, at least an hour, really." He replied, with his only visible eyebrow raised.

I laughed, "You know I have some directional challenges. Besides, it looks like I'm not the only one whose late. But, hey, you do you."

He sighed, probably agreeing with me in his head.

"Let's just go, your team is waiting for you."

I nodded and walked with him, I was walking past a door that didn't look very familiar, when a hand pulled me back.

"Chise, this is the classroom....." Kakashi told me, sweat dropping.

"Ah...... I knew that. I was just making sure you knew."

He sighed and opened the door before walking in. NExt thing I heard was a loud *CLAP* and a cloud of dust that followed. 

I rushed inside, worried of the threat of a bomb. Then I saw the chalk eraser on the ground and a white stain on Kaka-san's head. 

"HAHAHA!!!!  Kaka-san, I thought you were a skilled shinobi.....It doesn't seem like it though," I laughed.

Naruto was laughing as well, the pink head was trying to apologize, and the emo kid was trying to figure Kaka-san out. Probably tagged him as unworthy and below him.

"Well, so far. I hate you all."

"Aw, Kaka-kun, even me?"

He looked at me. "Yes."

I pouted.

"Go to the roof, everyone," Said Kakashi.

"So, you know that guy?" Asked Naruto.

"Yeah, he's my guardian. I live with him...." 

"Oh, really?! Then you have to tell me who he is!!" He yelled at me.

I put my index finger on his lips to quiet him. "Shhh. His name is Hatake Kakashi. That's all I really know. Oh, he's also suppose to be a pretty skilled ninja, but I don't know about that anymore......" I stated, thinking back to the chalkboard eraser. 

We followed his instructions and went up some stairs to the roof of the building. 

"Alright, why don't we all start by introducing ourselves."

I looked at him strangely.

"Chise, why are you looking at me like that?" Kaka-san asked, confused.

"Why are you taking us up here and asking us to introduce ourselves?  Aren't we suppose to be waiting for our sensei?"

Everyone sweat dropped and fell down.

"Chise, he is your sensei," explained Sakura.

"Ah, got it. Kakashi, why didn't you tel me before we went in the classroom...." I questioned.

"I thought it was pretty obvious......" He sweat-dropped. "Okay, so I want you to introduce yourselves so I know more about you. Names, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream."

"Sensei, can you do it first so we know what it sounds like?" Sakura asked.

I looked at her. "Sakura, he just explained it in the simplest way possible. I mean, even Naruto and I understood, right?" I looked over at Naruto.

He nodded, then looked at Sakura, who was now looking at both of us with hatred. Then he quickly began shaking his head.

"Fine. My name is Kakashi Hatake, I don't have very many likes and I have a lot of dislikes. Hobbies, I have a lot. Dreams for the future.....I haven't really thought about it."

I gave Kaka-san a thumbs up while everybody else sweat dropped.

"Alright, let's start with you, Chise, and go down."

"Ah.....My name is Chise Sakamoto, I like to sleep, ramen, hanging out with Naruto, and sleep. I dislike the time you have to wait for ramen to cook, having to wake up, morning people, fangirls, and other things. My hobbies are sleeping, eating ramen, hanging out with Naruto, sleeping, and free climbing. Ah, and my dream for the future is to find the meaning of life, and the reason I'm alive."

Everyone except Sasuke looked weirded out by my dream.

"Alright... Naruto your next...." I slowly fell asleep, sitting up.

~ 10 minutes later~

"CHISE SAKAMOTO!"

I sat up, startled.

I looked around and noticed that kakashi and I were the only ones on the roof now.

".....Huh?"

Kaka-san sighed. "Tomorrow, I am going to test all your skills. I'll just fill you in on the way tomorrow."

"Ok."

We made our way back home and I fell asleep instantly.

Then, I had the dream again.