The Lazy Ninja (A Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 16

A/N: So my fanfic is kinda of everywhere and I'm not going by the exact timeline of Naruto. But who cares. I'm an amateur writer(like most Wattpad authors) and am just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens. Anyways back to the story.
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"Sensei, where are they?" I heard Sakura ask Kakashi.

Naruto decided to make a plan and surprise everybody. Currently, Naruto was trying his best to "silently" climb up the tree in front of them.

"HA! Look up!" I heard Naru say as he finally got to a stable tree branch.

Sakura and Kaka-san saw Naruto as he "tripped". Then, he was hanging upside down on the branch.

"NARUTO YOU IDIOT!!" I heard pinky yell.

Then, Naru actually fell. I mentally face-palmed as Sasuke came and grabbed Naru's ankle.

"HEY. Where's my big sis?"

I jumped out from my hiding place when I heard Asuka speaking. She run up and hugged me as soon as she had me in sight.

Laughing, I said,"Well, at least someone is excited to see me. Mkay, well what do we do now?"

"Well, Naruto you should probably get some rest, you've been up all night according to my sources...."answers Kaka-san.

Half way through that sentence Naruto was already sprinting back towards Tazuna's to catch up on sleep.

What a doofus, but he's my doofus.

What. My doofus??? Eh, I'll think about it later....

"So are we going back to the bridge," asked Sakura.

"Yup."

We all headed towards the bridge, where Tazuna was waiting by the front.

"Ok, I just got here and everything looks goo--"

"LOOK! What's wrong with everybody?!" I heard pinkie yell as she pointed out people slumped onto the ground.

Fog was surrounding us.

"Chise... What's going on?" Asuka asked, frightened.

Well, I thought this would be a semi-nice day. Little did I know....

Mummy man would be back. Crap, what's his name.... eh, doesn't matter.

"Oh, and there go Emo duck and Masked cross dresser beginning the battle strongly. Folks, we can't predict who will win this match, it seems even, but probability is pointing more towards the masked cross dresser. Let's watch and find out."

"....Chise, we don't need a narration. AND SASUKE IS GOING TO WIN," I heard pinkie say, while everyone sweat dropped.

"Well, I mean it could be confusing to some people but anyways. I guess I'll go fight mummy man...?" I replied.

"NO. Go help Sasuke. Sakura, you stay here with Tazuna. Asuka, stay here with Sakura."

She saluted and scurried behind Sakura.

"Pinkie, if I see one injury on my little sister, you're finally gonna get some fighting action. And it's not gonna be pretty."

I sighed and made my way slowly over to the quickly paced battle occurring.

"Oi, duckie, you need a hand there??" I yelled towards the emo duck.

"Hn"

Wow. Just wow. Even in battle and he has no words.

"I'm coming to help you anyways because my dad told me to."

I ran towards the masked cross dresser and whispered in his ear.

"I know who you are. Haku."

I jumped away, preparing for my first attack.

"Water jutsu: SQUIRT GUN!!!"

Water began to form a tube like shape beneath my hand, then a handle was created. I used the water and squirted water out at a high pressure that wouldn't kill someone, but definitely knock them out for a while. Normally, the pressure would be so high, a person would be cut in half. Tried it once..... but that's not important right now.

Haku dodged the shot of water, and began to sprint towards me.

"Uh-uh, son, let's go, imma hit you upside the face!!"

We began hand to hand combat, and I knew I was winning. You think I spent all that time in the woods for nothing? Well, ok, 90% was sleeping and traveling. But the other 3% was actual training. (The 7% you will never know. You don't need to know.)

He swung his foot towards the left side of my body, but I quickly blocked and counter attacked by giving him a punch to the neck. He sputtered a bit, before going back to fight me. Then a blur of black and blue got between us and began fighting the Masked crossdresser ( not there's anything wrong with that though. I don't judge...).

"SASUKE. WHY DID YOU JUST GET IN THE WAY I ALMOST HAD HIM."

That emo dick looked back and sneered.

DONE. I AM DONE.

"DA--KAKASHI, DON'T BLAME ME IF THIS FRICK FRACKIN EMO DICK BECOMES A CASUALTY!!!"

I kicked the frickin emo to the side and got back to Haku.

We continued our fight.

"How do you know who I am?" I heard Haku say.

"Well. There's something called the Bingo Book. I've read about you."

I couldn't see, but I'm going to go ahead and assume he raised his eyebrow.

"Would I know you by any chance?"

I smirked.

"I suppose, does the name Bloody Rose mean anything to you?"

Haku paused in surprise.

"You couldn't be... She doesn't look like you at all!"

I continued smirking.

Haku jumped back and Sasuke came up nearby.

Uh-oh. Here comes Haku's Kenkki Genkai: Demonic Mirroring Ice Crystals.

He made the mirror thingies, and I personally wasn't very impressed.

"Let's get this over with so I can go back and sleep Emo kid."

He rolled his eyes, but looked a little nervous.

At this point, Haku began to move between the mirrors, before throwing some of his little needles. I easily dodged them, but failed to remember Sasuke.
Oops.

And then I heard something amazing. NARUTO's VOICE. Man, that kid is a loon, but ya gotta love him for it.

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