The Lazy Ninja (A Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 4

"moto......Sakamoto..... CHISE SAKAMOTO!!!!!!"

I woke up with a start, knocking into someone who was standing in front of me. 

I rubbed my head in pain before looking up at the person.

"Hey man, if I'm asleep why would you wake me......" I said, rubbing my sleepy eyes.

The man got an irk mark. I guess this was Iruka. He had a small ponytail and black hair. He didn't look very fun. I'd probably be sleeping in his class a lot....

"WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?!" He yelled at me.

I put my hand on his mouth in motion so quick, no could have seen it.

"Lets all be friends and try no to yell at each other, K? I'm gonna have bleeding eardrums before I even get to introduce myself......  " I said while picking at my left ear for a second.

Iruka-sensei looked shocked. So did the rest of the class.

I decided that Iruka's nod was my cue to introduce myself and stuff. 

But, before I did so, I saw a blonde haired kid that was tied up in the front of the classroom.

I crouched in front of the kid.

"Hey, you okay? Why are you all tied up? You know, that ain't cool. We should all be friends, so I don't think there is a need to tie someone up. Here, kid..." I said while untying him.

He looked up at  me, shocked.

"You...are being nice to me..?" He said with a confused face.

I looked at him for a about a minute as if he was crazy.

"What are you talking about? Hasn't a person ever been kind to you? Mother nature says that peace and kindness are essential to life on Earth." I said, slowly getting out my ukulele. 

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world, you

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

(Imagine By: John Lennon)

I finished the song and there was silence.

"Hey, I ain't gonna preach to you about peace and all that, but, let's all just get along."

The blonde kid looked up at me in awe.

"Who are you?"

The I realized I was suppose to be introducing myself to my new classmates.

I stood up and looked up at all the chumps in the room. "I guess I'll introduce myself. My name is Chise Sakamoto. I didn't originally belong to Konoha, but since I came upon this village, I decided that mother nature planned for me to be here, so here I am. I have traveled to all the places in the world, some of them most of you have never heard of."

Everyone just stared at me as if I was some kind of specimen..... Then came the questions....

"Who is mother nature?"