MDC Boys

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"Hey ladies, I make covers. [insert crappy, fucking pic monkey covers with slap text and doused on effects]

I'm amazing and I'm a boy"

"OH MY GODDDDF YOUR AMAZING MAKE ME A COER SKJDNX D D"

Like, no.

Just because you have a sack of extra meat between your thighs, doesn't mean you're entitled to being a self centered jerk who decides your the best designer on wattpad. Like have you seen razeeta, crazycherries, or smelly_? I think not.

And it draws into my feminism, like, just because you have the option to imprengenate woman, doesn't mean you can walk around like a dick.

I hope you know what I mean, like how they act like they're fucking Chris Brown walking through a supermarket. Like, um, no.

So get off your high horse, or I'll surgically place your penis on your head so I can literally call you a dick head.

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