What's Wrong with Everything

u kiddin me

twist my titties and call me your bitch

its been a while

its been a long while

and do you know what that means?

wattpad was improving. i no longer want to choke half the population. but still, i wouldnt be updating if something wasnt up 

we went a month without any hugeee mishaps. and now someones pretending to be me. again. for like, the third time. im about to down a bottle of asprin to cure this fucken headache

anyways, someone made the account crowIaid

WAIT

ISNT THAT MY ACCOUNT? you ask

well, you dumb biscuit, they used a capitol i instead of an l: capitol i looks like I when l looks like l

that probably looks hella confusing, have fun figuring that out.

anyways, it wouldnt have been much of a problem until she stole this book. this is the book. this is my book. how DARE she. she should tremble in the sight of this book, because half the MDC reads this and i can literally cause alot of shit with this book (you guys should see the messages i get from the thots i write about lmao) but she FUCKEN STOLE IT. STOLE. STOOOOLE.

how desperate is she tbh because she copied word for word and i know you cant copy and paste so she had to type it all out. who spends their time typing out angry rants of a 13 year old who reads gay smut. ill tell you who, people who have the same amount of purpose as those things that you have to cut out and glue instead of them being a sticker*: none.

im done with this site. i might go on a longer haitus now so see you later you little paper cut.

*- you know those things that come with scrap books? like you have the stickers and then the the exact same thing as the stickers but you have to punch it out of the paper and glue it on and your like well damn just give me 2 sets of stickers not this shit i did not sign up to get fucked in the butt