Alright, I understand that being around a boy makes your legs tingle uncontrollably, but still.
I know this is what's wrong with the MDC, but let's jump to the cafe for a hot second. Have you seen those threads?
"I'm a boy ;)"
"BoY LoOKiNg 4 FRIENDD"
"me have penis"
"suck my wee wee"
"hello boy here"
"boy looking for a girlfriend ;))"
First off, there's nothing flirty or sexy about ;)) this face. It looks like it has a double chin and lazy eye.
Second off, you probably aren't a guy and you just want to be fawned over. Embrace your vagina. Use your vagina flaps to fly.
Third off, if you are a guy: no girl wants to be with you and your stupid ass wattpad. Go hug your tacky-ass cum-stained pillow and go look for jesus.
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Randomi used to rant about little bitches in the mdc but then i grew up.
