Literally fuck the first day of school. I hate every little bit about it. Everything after is somewhat tolerable, but Jesusfuck I hate the first day. Let's list everything absolutely horrible:
- New kids that you're not sure if you should avoid or not, because some kids are creepy as fuck and you can feel their future prison time in the air.
- New teachers because they literally do not know shit. They ask more questions about the school/subject in the first two months of school rather than actually teaching.
- THOSE FUCKING FIRST DAY GAMES. NO I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW IF THE WEIRD KID WHO SITS IN THE BACK AND HAS THE SLIGHT STENCH OF MAYONNAISE HAS SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH ME. I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY ALL MAKE ME WANT TO TEAR OUT MY INTESTINES AND CHOKE MYSELF OUT WITH THEM. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO GET A CAREER IN NASA JUST SO I CAN THROW MY BODY IN A BLACK HOLE AND DISINTEGRATE EVERY PART OF MY BODY THEY ACCIDENTALLY BUMP WHEN THEY WALK BY. ALSO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE KNOWING SHIT ABOUT ME EITHER. HOW IS THIS HELPING ANYTHING, AM I TRYING TO BUILD A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH THESE LITTLE SHITS? I BETTER FUCKING HOPE NOT. AND WHEN THE EFFING TEACHER WAS LIKE "Why do you guys think we're doing this?" I COULDN'T FUCKING HELP MYSELF AND SHOUTED OUT "TO LEARN WHO I SHOULDN'T STAND NEAR TO." AND I EARNED A LAUGH FROM THE CLASS BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I MEANT EVERY SINGLY FUCKING ONE OF THOSE RABBIT FECES LITTLE SHITS.
Anyways, on the other hand, if you want to see a pretty flower, look up smegma. (Safe search off, google images. Don't be a pussy.) (May have lied about it being a flower.)
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Randomi used to rant about little bitches in the mdc but then i grew up.
