I Didn't Know You Were Greek?

Chapter 4

Ares: God of war, bloodshed, and violence
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Dan had managed to fall asleep.

On his first day of uni.

With a new teacher.

That was sure to make a good impression.

Plus, he would still be sleeping if it were for Phil gently shaking his shoulder.

"Dan?" Phil asked quietly, gently shaking the boys shoulder "Dan, class is over. You can go home, now"

Dan shot up in his seat, managing to bonk his head off Phils jaw "Oh god, I'm sorry!" He exclaimed quickly, looking up at Phil in horror as the older simply cradled his jaw "I'm a mess, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you, or fall asleep, oh god, I'm terrible" he ran his hands down his face, Phil cracking an amused smile.

"It's alright" The god -not that anyone knew he was one- assured quietly, taking his hand away from his jaw to reveal no bruise. Dan didn't mention it as he spoke again quickly.

"Ugh, I'm sorry, I...." Sigh "I'll just- I'll go home now" Dan blushed darkly, scuttling out of his seat clumsily and managing to trip right into Phil. Of course, he thought bitterly, keep making a fool of yourself, Dan.

However, Phil only wrapping his arms around Dan's waist, fearful he may fall again "Woah, you okay?" He asked, setting the boy back up on his feet.

Dans cheeks only turned darker, managing to sputter quietly "Y-Yes, I'm fine. You're fine. What? I-I mean, yes, I-I'm okay."

Phil raised an eyebrow in amusement once more, patting Dan on the top of his head "I'll see you tomorrow, Dan. Get some sleep"

"Y-Yes, sir" he nodded before dashing out of the room, skidding down the hallway. "Chris!" He shouted, rushing up to the slightly smaller boy. "Christopher, stop right there!"

Chris turned to Dan before bursting out laughing, clutching his stomach as Dan glowered at him. "Oh my god, you look like you've just ran a marathon, what in the hell happened to you?"

Dan huffed, crossing his arms "Phil Lester is what happened. And my stupid idea to stay up until three am yesterday; I fell asleep!"

"I know, bro" Chris smiled mischievously at Dan "That's why a drew a little baby heart on your cheek"

"Chris!" Dan exclaimed with wide eyes, checking himself in his phones camera. And, truth be told, there was a small, bright pink heart drawn on his left cheek, right above his dimple.

"He probably thinks I'm a moron now!" Dan whined, pouting as Chris put an arm around his shoulder

"Ah, I'm sure he doesn't think you're a moron, Dan. Maybe just a little odd"

"You don't understand! He woke me, and then I sat up so fast I hit him smack in the jaw with my head! Then, when I went to leave, I fucking tripped over your chair and fell into his rather firm chest, and then, to make it worse, I was a bumbling idiot and told him he was hot before finally running away!" Dan exclaimed, causing Chris to burst out laughing again. "It's not funny!" He whined.

"Oh, but it is" The Hazel eyed boy chuckled, patting his back. "I knew you had a hard-on for a reason"

Dan went wide eyed, looking down at himself and blushing for what felt like the millionth time that day so far. He quickly moved his notebook in front of his problem, glaring at Chris "I hate you so much"

"Aww, love you too, sweetie" Chris smiled, playfully kissing Dans cheek before checking the time "Whoop, gotta go. Peej wants me to help him film something, and I can only hope it's porn. Bye, lover boy" Chris grinned before wandering off down the hallway.

Dan sighed, walking to his dorm. Today just didn't go very well for him. At all.

Meanwhile, not to Dan not Phil's awareness, a man sat on a high throne, a scowl on his lips. When he shall strike, he hadn't decided, but he knew Apollo -or, Phil- was most definitely going to get in the way. "That boy shall be mine," he hissed, calling upon a demon afterward. "Go, Pepper. Make Daddy proud" And with that, the demon nodded, racing up out of the underworld and into the light, quietly following Dan back to his dorm.

Dan went right to bed, not noticing the presence follow him up to his room.

Hi! Wow, another update? I'm on a roll, here.

Anywho, so I was browsing YouTube the other day when I came across this song

It's called Falling In Love In A Coffee Shop and it reminds me of every CoffeeShop!Phan AU ever. It's great. Listen to it, babes.

-Cassie