Attack of the Dead 2

Chapter 12

It is now November 3rd, and George has been with us for over four weeks. We have all been in good moods ever since he showed up, but I felt kind of bad for him. Before George showed up, there were the perfect amount of people. We had all paired up, and there was a little baby. Now, George looked bored, but it never lasted for long. Every day we had dance offs, and it could last for hours.

One day, we were in the middle of a dance off, when I said the two words that changed my life. "I wish that Chuck Norris would fall out of the sky."

We heard footsteps running down a hall upstairs, and then we saw a person flip over the railings and land on their feet. I looked at the person, and it was Chuck Norris! "Holy shit! It's Chuck Norris!" I said.

"Quick, somebody wish for a bag of weed!" Tate whispered.

"I wish that a bag of weed would fall out of the sky!" Starr exclaimed.

Nothing happened, so we went back to Chuck Norris. "Brains!" He said.

"Holy shit, he talked!" Jake said. 

We were shocked that he talked, because Chuck Norris was a zombie. He had obviously been bitten in the arm, and now Chuck Norris was half rotten, and he smelled really bad. "How can you talk?" I asked.

"I don't know, but I can. But, it is your lucky day. I don't eat humans. I am a vegetarian zombie," He explained.

"Then what do you eat?" Starr asked.

"Fish."

We all looked at each other, and we didn't know what to think. We were all scared that he was lying to us, but we were also terrified that he could talk. I thought that we could keep him as a pet, and we decided to do that. "What do you want from us?" George asked.

"I want food and shelter. The other zombies try to eat me whenever I try to talk to them, so now I just want to be with real people."

We thought this through, and decided that we would keep him. "Fine, you can stay, but you have to stay tied up at night," I explained after we decided.

We found a piece of rope, and we decided to tie him up in the ball pit room. "Jasmine, Tate, George, and I were going to go look around outside, but with the super zombie here, I don't know if we should," Jake told me after we figured where to tie Chuck Norris up for the night. 

"You guys should go. Check things out, but be careful!" I told him.

I went looking for Starr, and I found her in front of a window holding Cleta. "You know what, I think that fall is my favorite month," she told me in a hazy voice.

"Fall is your favorite month?" I asked trying to figure out what she meant.

"Yeah."

"FALL is your favorite MONTH?" I asked again.

"Yes, fall is my favorite mo... ohmygod," she said with a face palm.

We both started to crack up laughing, when I remembered what I came to talk to her for. "Jake and the other guys are going out to go look around. I just thought that I should let you know."

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The guys took four ours to look around, but when they came back, I knew that they had hit the jackpot. "Did any one ask for a bag of weed?" Tate exclaimed when they walked through they door.

He pulled a gallon size bag out of his coat pocket, and I nearly feinted when I saw how much weed they had found! And it was top notch to. No seeds at all! Starr and I cheered. I took Cleta into the other room, and I laid her down for a nap. I walked back into the room, and We all got stoned out of our minds. We were so stoned that no one could remember what happened during that time.