Bellamy:
Him: do fish throw up?
You: Bellamy it's 2:53am, I'm trying to sleep
Him: did you know that if fish sleep they drown
You: Bellamy I don't care
Him: well you should, every die a fish dies. For just $2 a week you can save the fishies
Finn:
You: baaaaabe
Him: yeeeees?
You: I'm very cold
Him: and why are you telling me?
You: you could come over and cuddle with me
Him: it's called a jumper. Jk be there in 10 X
Jasper:
Him: so if your from Africa, why are you white?
You: oh my god Karen. You can't just ask people why their white!
Him: I can't go out COUGH COUGH. I'm sick
You: boo, you whore!
Him: God I love you Cady Heron xxx
You Aw love you too Regina George xxx
Monty:
You: do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?!
Him: I will snap your frozen dvd if you text me this one more time
You: you wouldn't
Him: it's in my hand babe
You: DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!!
Him: just kidding, jeez relax... I already snapped it last week.
Murphy:
Him: guess what
You: your gay?
Him: if I'm gay then why would I be with you?
You: because I'm fabulous that's why
You: don't forget you have to do the dishes, do the laundry and mop the house when you get home
Him: only if me and you can do our own choir first ;)
Lincoln:
You: Abraham Lincoln
Him: yes?
You: your enemy called. He said to be outside the saloon tomorrow at noon for a show down
Him: Y/N
You: yes child
Him: stop watching old western movies
You: hmmm... NO :)
Jackson:
Him: I'm being chased by a giant banana
You: what really
Him: yeah it's following me down the street
You: HAHAHAHA
Him: it's not funny, I might get turned into a banana split
You: babe. It's not a banana chasing you, it's me so slow down
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the 100 preferences & imagines - H.Q
Fanfiction" WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT. " - - - #30 in 'the 100'
