1. Blow on nose / face
2. Treat him to fake bacon
3. Play soccer with his favourite toy, change the game to keep away
4. Make them a nickname
5. Run faster than the dog when walking them
6. Growl at them while at a public place that allows dogs
7. Glue the dog to the ceiling
8. Have a snowball fight with your dog
9. Feed it fire salts
10. Put on a cat program on t.v and watch it with your dog
11. Eat their dog food and treats... In front of them
12. Throw a frisbee for them to fetch... Throw it in a tree and make sure it's stuck
13. Give your dog to the terminator
14. Play fetch with your dog... With a grenade, a safe grenade
15. Dress your dog up as an elaborate elf....ish skidoo cookie cyclops
16. Play videos game in front of your dog... With your thumbs
17. Name your dog again... And again and again and again
18. Introduce your dog to a dog snatcher
19. When a dog bites you, bite the dog back
20. Teach your dog the catwalk
21. Bring your dog down the dog aisle
22. Bring your dog to a cat animal shelter
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