1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
2. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
3. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
4. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
5. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
7. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
8. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
9. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
10. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"
11. Lie down on the bathroom floor doing star angels.
12. Make weird faces in the mirror. :D
13. Stare at yourself in the mirror and locked shock. Ask the person in the bathroom "why is there two me's? Thats not possible." Act really scared.
16. Brush your teeth. When it comes time to spit, see where someone is curretnly washing their hands and spit in their sink. (Maybe getting some toothpaste on their hands as a bonus ;D)
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