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Uno

 "Have you guys seen Blue?" Steve asked as if he were also talking to a camera.
 "No, we just got here so what would you think?" Emilia answered.
"Does this mean we have to help you again?" asked Little Emo John.
"Yes, yes you do," said Steve.
 They walked into the house to immediately find a clue, but this was no normal clue. It was in blood. Actual blood this time.
 "What does it say?" asked Miaka while Emilia crouched down to read it.
"Shovel, wait, did she bury a body and she's a flipping dog for crying out loud!?!" Emilia asked.
"She probably said shovel so we could go outside, but dogs usually bury by digging with their paws," Miaka pointed out.
"Then let's go outside. Oh hey, Steve, does Pokémon Go! work on this world?" Emilia asked. (So many generic responses, she asked, he said, she answered, I suck at this)
"I have no clue what you're talking about," he said.
"Dangit, I wanted to see if I could catch some special Pokémons."
They walked outside and saw a shovel laying on the ground with another paw print in blood next to it. It said, "Orange."
"What is this thing trying to tell us?" Kyle croaked.
"I have no clue, but we could check around the place until we find the final clue," Miaka said.
 "How about we split up?" Steve suggested.
"In movies, that's the stupid option, but considering this is only a children's TV show, I think we're good, " Emilia said whilst not so casually breaking the fourth wall.
"How about groups of two?" Little Emo John suggested.
"That's a good idea. So me and Miaka, John and Kyle, and Steve and Magenta. Sound good?" Emilia said.
"Yeah," everyone said happily except for Miaka and Little Emo John.
 "Let's go," Miaka said as she jumped up and ran towards the house. Emilia caught up and beat her because real life Miaka sucks at running and feels like she's dying.
They walked in and headed towards the kitchen and looked all through there and couldn't find it. They decided to go to Steve's room (which they had no clue existed) and found an orange shirt on the ground with a bloody paw print next to it.
"What does it say?" Emilia asked.
"It says, 'Sucky host'. This is about Joe, she probably murdered him. And he was never as great as Steve was, I agree," Miaka said.
They ran to find the group to tell them about the last clue.
"No wonder Steve hasn't had Multiple Person Disorder today. But yeah, I think we can all agree that, Steve, you are a better host than him," John said as he placed his hand on Steve's arm.
"Thanks guys, but seriously, where's Blue?" Steve asked.
"IT'S TIME FOR MAIL!" shouted the Mailbox.
"GOOD John Deere Lord Jiasus, it scared me every time!" Miaka exclaimed.
They promptly walked to the living room and Steve opened the mail. It was a letter from Blue. It said,
"Dear Steve,
I am currently fleeing the country to Mexico since I murdered Joe and changing my name. I am no longer known as Blue, I am know Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez. Goodbye, forever."
"That was... interesting," Steve stated.
"Whale, I guess we're never seeing her again, but her name is bb-fabulous, I freaking love Suite Life of Zack and Cody," Miaka said.
"Wait, Mexico? Don't tell me we have to go back to Dora Land?" Little Emo John asked worriedly.