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Goshdarnit, Miaka

Started writing around 9:40-ishPM

Emilia entered Little Emo Jimmy John's BB-Great Sandwiches™ for her shift when she noticed that something felt different. She surveyed her area and didn't notice anything different. She decided to walk to the kitchen and immediately noticed that her best friend, Miaka, was not there.
"Where's Miaka?" John asked Emilia.
"I'm not exactly sure, but I can only assume that she overslept. She went to sleep around 11:45 last night, and she has a tendency to sleep through all 15 of her alarms."
"You've got a good point. Seeing as the restaurant hasn't opened yet, should we go over to her house and wake her up?" John proposed.
"Who or what are you talking about?" Kyle asked, hopping over.
"Miaka isn't here and she probably overslept. Unless she managed to die in her sleep," John explained.
"We're going to her house," Kyle said, hopping past Emilia and John, headed for the door.
Emilia and John stood in shock at the insistence of Kyle.
"Well, are you guys just gonna stand there and not do anything?" Kyle queried.
"We need help. I know what to do," John said and ran over to a painting and carried it over. It was the painting of the Blues Clues world.
"You can't be serious," Emilia says as he ushers her into the painting.
"Fine, I'll go with it this time. If it's your doing, Miaka will be fine with it because she fricking loves you," Emilia said passively as she stepped into the painting. John blushed at what she said. He followed her and they ran towards the house. John calmly knocked on the door.
"IT'S TIME FOR MAIL!!!!!!!" the mailbox shouted.
"GOOD JOHN Deere Lord Jiasus, that scared the heck outta me!" John shouted startled.
"Ha, you sound like Miaka," Emilia commented as they entered the house.
They set foot in the house and Steve immediately noticed them.
"Hey, John, Emilia, how are you guys doing?" he asked.
"We're doing well, but Miaka overslept and we need your help," John explained.
"Why do need my help?" Steve asked.
"The author wanted to make the story a bit more interesting and bring back memories," said Emilia, as if breaking the fourth wall was the most normal thing.
"You just had to break the poor fourth wall, you've abused that poor thing. Anyways, Steve, just come with us," John asked, pleadingly.
"Fine, Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez, take charge of the show, I would have Joe in charge, but as you know, he be dead. Anyways, let's go." They left and ended up in the restaurant again.
"That took longer than I thought it'd take. Let's get going, the restaurant is gonna have to open late already," said Kyle. They walked to the car and headed to Miaka's apartment, but John decided to make a stop and steal a backpack on the way there.
"John, you and Miaka have discussed this, just own the llama farm, you don't have to steal backpacks," shouted Emilia.
"I'll be arrested for the llama farm," stated John as he grabbed the backpack and ran back to the car.
"And you won't be for STEALING backpacks?" Emilia stressed.
"You've got a good point," he put the car in reverse, "but it's too late, I'll start the llama farm some other time."
They arrived at Miaka's and Emilia used her key to enter the apartment. They all shuffled in the entrance of the lofty apartment. Emilia led them up the stairs to her room. Emilia held her hand on the door frame to make the sound quieter as they walked in.
"How the heck are we gonna get her to wake up?" John signed, so he wouldn't wake up Miaka.
"I got an idea, how about we do that one thing they did on Magic School Bus when they went into his body?" Emilia signed back.
"Sounds good, but we don't have a random Ms. Frizzle just hanging around," Steve signed.
"Oh, but what if you do?" signed a cheery person who could only be-
"MS. FRIZZLE!?!?!" everyone signed in shock.
"Yes, it's me, now, let's get on the bus," she clapped her hands once and they were immediately in the bus.
"How the heck are we gonna get smaller and get in her mind?" John asked.
"Well, according to this old Magic School Bus book that real Miaka has in her archive of Magic School Bus books, it says that the bus got smaller and became a helicopter and got into Ralphie's system through his mouth," said Emilia, kicking the fourth wall aggressively.
"Well, I suggest we enter through the ear, but the bus should also know what to do," Ms. Frizzle said, cheerfully. With that, the bus proceeded to shrink and become a helicopter. It entered through Miaka's ear and they were met with her brain. The author's too lazy to explain how they made it into her dreams, so just go with the sudden change.
John, Emilia, Kyle, Steve, and Ms. Frizzle calmly walked through Miaka's dream.
"Why are we in her church? And why is John here? And why is Micah jumping up and down while preaching?" Emilia let out a string of questions, though she knew the answers to all of them.
John blushed as he saw that he was in the dream and had his arm over Miaka's shoulder.
"Awww, someone's got a crush," Emilia said as she nudged his shoulder.
"Stop it, I'm going over there," John walked towards Miaka and the dream version of himself. He tapped Miaka and she turned around, confused by what she was met with.                                                                                "What are you doing there? You're sitting next to me," Miaka said as she turned her head in assurance.                  "Miaka, you're dreaming, you need to wake up. You're late for work,"John explained.                                                    "Holy crap, are you serious? That makes sense, because Micah isn't yelling at me right now. And you don't go here anyways," she responded. The room went pitch black as she exited her dream upon waking up. They decided to tour through her mind for a little bit while she rushed to get ready.                                                              "Oh my Lord, Miaka has an entire room on random facts about John and his family. I'm not shocked, but holy crap, it's more than I thought, and this room's the size of the courtyard at <insert local college>. And everything's very specifically filed, like one of them is 'Numerous Memories of Science and Us Nearly Burning Mrs. Henderson's Room Down'," Emilia shouted.          "Get out of my mind, I'm ready!" Miaka shouted. They made a quick exit and were left in the parking lot. They ended up back at the restaurant and an angry crowd was outside, waiting for food.                  "Goshdiddlydangit, Miaka, look at what you did. This is all your fault," John feigned accusation.                    "Shutup, John," Miaka said as she jokingly hit John on his upper arm and went to open the door.

Finished at 11PM on March 20th, 2017

Yes, this is absolute crap. I actually looked through for mistakes, but I'm not sure if there's still anything to be fixed.