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Cuatro

Last we saw our heroes- wait, this isn't Pokémon. Screw it, I'm gonna become the narrator of Pokémon for a while.
*clears throat*... Last we saw our heroes, Steve, Magenta, Emilia, Miaka, Little Emo John, and Kyle, they had been alerted that they would have to go to the world of Pokémon to find Steve's beloved dog- Blue. After traveling across the land, they had arrived to the world of Pokémon. Jk, they did that method of jumping off the paper and going to the drawer again. Bam, they are now in Cerulean City. But what are they to do? If you didn't think they'd all pull out their phones and begin to play Pokémon GO! like idiots, you're stupid.
"Oh my Jiasus, there's a Pikachu!" Miaka shouted and started running. Lo and behold, on closer inspection, it was not a fake Pikachu that could be caught through the game's augmented reality, it was Ash Ketchum's starter Pokémon. He was with Misty and they were on their way out of the city to catch 'em all.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't notice that was a real Pikachu, I'm- oh my gosh, you're Ash Ketchum," Miaka said, stumbling on her words.
"How do you know my name?" Ash said.
"Listen, you're currently on a very popular TV show, but you should know that with the amount of times the fourth wall is broken on the show. I watched the show as a kid and I still rewatch old episodes. But right now, I need your help," Miaka quickly said as the rest of the group gathered around.
"Well, how can we help you?" Misty asked.
"Well, Steve here," Emilia said as she gestured at Steve, "Has lost his dog, Blue, on the world of cartoons. Have you seen a dog that looks exactly like Magenta here *Emilia gesturing to Magenta*, except being the color blue?"
"I'm very sorry, but I haven't seen any dog that looks like that, but we could go on an adventure to find her," Ash suggested.
"Oh heck yeah, let's do this. This gives me so much nostalgia," John said excitedly.
Miaka and Emilia turned around and said in complete unison, "Wait, you used to watch Pokémon?"
"Of course I did, my parents didn't deprive me," he replied.
So they then set off and looked all around for Blue, but still couldn't seem to find her. Emilia, Miaka, and John caught some Pokémon in the process and found some very rare Pokémon and the server somehow didn't crash once. Until they got to Lavender Town and were met with a cloud of a purple mist.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"Yes!!!" Miaka shouted very excitedly.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nations!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!'
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrendering now or prepare to fight!"
"Me-owth, that's right!"
"Is it bad I'm super hype that it's Team Rocket?" Miaka whispered to Emilia.
"I think you're fine, they are comic relief," Emilia clarified to Miaka
"We see you've been looking around for that stupid dog. And she isn't even a Pokémon," Jessie said.
James pushed her towards us and said, "You can have her. She's only valuable to us if she's a Pokémon."
"Well that was easy. But wait, why did you still say the motto?" Miaka asked.
"Because we want that Pikachu," Jessie said.
Let's skip through the fighting because we know that Jessie and James will never get Pikachu.
Blah, blah, blah, they're flying through the sky.
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off againnnnnn," they shouted as they were somehow in an explosion or whatever.
"Thank you for helping us," Steve said.
"You're welcome," Ash and Misty replied.
"Wait, so how do we get out of here?" Little Emo John asked.
"Uhhhhhh, just use whatever method you've been using," Ash said.
*15 hours later*
And know our heroes are parting ways with Steve, Magenta, and Blue after this huge adventure on the look for her. They stepped in the painting and got back to Little Emo Jimmy John's BB-Great Sandwiches™ which had apparently been closed since they left, which was a week ago. Emilia texted her brother Jake to clarify she wasn't dead.
"Oh my John Deere Lord Jiasus, it's a Pikachu!" Miaka shouted in the restaurant.