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Night at the Animal Kingdom

    Started at 8:25PM
The lights all turned off, unit by unit, and the sound of a key locking a gate sounded through the park. A chill ran down John's spine as he realized that he was stuck inside Animal Kingdom.
"Miaka, Emilia, Kyle, where are you guys?" he shouted in hopes of a response. The restauranteurs had decided they deserved a break with the restaurant's bb-great success, and as a reward, what could've been better than Disney World? They didn't all quite stay together throughout the entire day. They went to Magic Kingdom for the first half of the day and stayed together the entire time. They went to Animal Kingdom and they ended up being separated in to pairs, including John and Miaka, and Emilia and Kyle. John eventually got separated from Miaka when she went on Expedition Everest. He wanted to go to the Africa region because it's apparent namesake is after the Harambe Wildlife Preserve.
"Come on guys, where are you? I could die out here! A lion could find me and I have gazelle ancestors. I could be their weak prey," he shouted in a desperate plead.
"John, is that you? Where are you? I'm scared," Miaka shouted back.
"Miaka?! I'm over here," he shouted as he started running with a hope. He turned a corner and saw her face and was relieved.
"Oh, thank Jiasus, I was scared I was alone," Miaka sighed as she limply hugged him.
"Okay, we need to find Emilia and Kyle. Last I remember, they were in Discovery Island, do you have a map that could lead us to them?" John asked as he gently released from the hug.
"Of course, I always make sure I'm prepared when it comes to crap like this. I did all my fricking research on Universal back in eighth grade for the trip," Miaka said bluntly as she reached in her mom purse for her map.
"Okay, we're going this way," Miaka pointed down the dimly lit path. They eventually started hearing random screeches.
"Oh goodness, I hope it's not a bird that can kill us," John said fearfully.
"No, it's the dying crow song." Miaka started walking towards the sound and made the same sound until she finally got to Emilia.
"Well, we found her, now, do you know where Kyle is?" Miaka asked Emilia.
"He kind of got away. I tried finding him, but he doesn't seem like he wants to come back," Emilia said.
"Okay, where do we check first? How about Africa?" Miaka suggested as she glanced over the map.
"Sounds good, but let's make sure your boyfriend doesn't get killed," Emilia said flatly and turned on her heel towards Africa. John and Miaka silently followed her. They looked everywhere, but couldn't find dafraug.
"Okay, onto Rafiki's Planet Watch. Miaka, make sure no lions try to attack John, he's in real danger now," Emilia said, sounding slightly devious. Emilia, John, and Miaka all walked through the 'Affection Section' with many different animals, such as a different breed of deer.
"John, look, it's your kind," Miaka whispered to him as she pointed to a sleeping deer. They turned around and went back Discovery Island.
"Are we ever gonna find him?" Miaka said as she sat in frustration. With that statement said, a scurry of squirrels showed up out of no where and huddled around Miaka and John.
"Whoa, whoa, don't hurt them, they're my friends," Emilia quickly told the squirrels, her kind. The squirrels lugged away and quickly found a Cinnabon that was dropped on the ground and attacked it.
"That was easy, anyways- OH, A HIDDEN MICKEY- sorry, anyways, I suggest we check the Discovery River and then check Asia," Miaka said after checking her map. They ran to the edge of the water, but were met with nothing. They glumly walked towards Asia and-
"Why haven't I broken the fourth wall yet?" Emilia asked real-life Miaka. I DUNno, just leave me be while I'm listening to Those Voices.
They entered Asia and heard the sound of a Yeti from a distance.
"Oh, not today, Satan, I'm not dealing with that," Miaka said, sassily.
"Wait, what if it's like Night at the Museum? What if all the rides come to life at night?" John suggested.
"There's no freaking way," Emilia said, immediately shooting down his idea.
"I think he's on to something. Anyways, I would say the typical stupid 'let's split up' but I'm not risking one of us dying or getting lost and this isn't Scooby Doo. But I think we should walk over to Discovery River again, over there," Miaka said as she stood on her toes and pointed far over. They all walked over and were still disappointingly met with nothing.
"I really thought we'd find him here. Okay, over to . . .uh . . . Dinoland U. S. A., but if we want a shortcut, we gotta walk past Expedition Everest and pray that Yeti doesn't kill us," Miaka said. They proceeded to walk towards Expedition Everest and saw a figure swing out of the mountain opening on the side. They all stood, petrified. The figure jumped down the mountain and towards the three.
"Yo', why are you just standing there? Are you scared?" shouted an unfamiliar voice. The Yeti walked into the light and he just looked like the Abominable Snowman in Monsters, Inc.
"Oh, thank the Lord, we were scared you'd kill us. Aside from that, have you by chance seen a an arsonist frog?" Miaka asked.
"I think I saw a knot of frogs just over there not too long ago," he said, pointing towards Dinoland.
"Okay, thank you!"
"No problem, any time."
They set foot over to Dinoland and found a huge group of frogs, it was overwhelming.
"How the heck are we gonna find him?" John asked.
"Hey guys," Kyle said as he hopped towards them.
"Well that was kind of anticlimactic," Miaka said as she casually punched the newly-bought fourth wall.
"Oh my gosh, a dinosaur!" John said enthusiastically. The bones of the dinosaur had formed together and was walking around.
"This is literally like Night at the Museum," Emilia commented.
John gently tapped the dinosaur's leg bone. The dinosaur bent it's head down in response.
"Could you please take us to the park entrance?" John asked, almost shyly. The dinosaur complied and allowed the quartet on his back. Miaka swung her arms around John, as she was scared she was gonna die and has a slight fear of heights. When they got to the front gate, the dinosaur bent it's neck to allow them to slide off and to grab hold of the gate to climb back down.
"Thank you, Mr. Dinosaur!" John shouted happily and. The dinosaur responded with the sound of a baby dinosaur cat and left.
"Well, that was . . . eventful," Miaka said.
"Eh, the author could've done better, and she knows it," Emilia said because of the dissatisfaction of her final product.

Finished at 10:14, editing finished at 10:21 on March 21st, 2017

A/N: I really want to add more and make this a lot cooler, but I'm far too lazy to do that now. I did everything I could for this. I'll probably make a part two about what happened while they  were at Magic Kingdom and whatnot.