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So, basically, all we have to do to get to Dora Land, or Mexico, is to either go by car, plane, or walk which we should not do, but first off, we need to get out of Blue's Clues world," Little Emo John said with an air of intelligence.

"Yes, but would Blue be going to Dora Land or actual Mexico in the real world, which I doubt she would. So we need to get out of this world, get the lady with the portal gun or something, and get out and bring Steve and Magenta back," Miaka said.
"So we an actual plan now, first off, how do we get into the real world?" Steve asked.
"The writer is probably looking at real-life Emilia's story she wrote, but she may not find an answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Emilia, break the fourth wall all you want, and shut up.
"Okay, from the information real-life Miaka obtained from reading real-life Emilia's story, we need to find the picture of where we were when we were transported, which was by the river near the restaurant," John said being fed information from the writer. (I'm currently having a problem typing because I'm singing an intense song by TØP with a lot of rap.)
"Alright, let's look for the picture," Steve said.
Everyone started to walk down the hallways to find the picture. Emilia was walking when she suddenly found a picture of Blue in Dora Land, which would make the operation easier. She called for everyone and showed them the picture.
"Wouldn't we be going further down like in Inception and how they went layers deeper into the dreams. It could be a situation like Ant-Man where we keep getting further in, or whatever the heck it was, but we can't get back to the normal world," Miaka pointing our their dilemma.
"We'll find a way out. There's always a way out," Steve said.
"I hope so," Miaka being her logical, pessimistic self.
They jumped into the painting and bam, they were in Dora Land. All they could see for miles was green grass and stupid, cartoon drawn, trees. All of sudden, they saw Dora and Boots walking and singing like idiots and Little Emo John started to hide behind Miaka.
"John, what's wrong? Do you painful childhood memories?" Miaka asked.
"No, it's just that I've been here before. Last time I was here, I was stealing backpacks like I used to always used to do. Not any backpack though, I stole Dora's backpack. And then her and Boots went demonic on me," he answered.
"Whale then."
"Where's the mountain?" Dora said in that stupid American accent even though she's probably Mexican as well as pausing for like 15 seconds for an answer.
"Steve, what do we do?" Emilia whispered.
"Oh look, new friends!" Dora exclaimed like an idiot.
"Oh frickity frack, leave us alone," Little Emo John whispered, appearing to be praying, and possibly making bargains with God.
"What's your names?" Dora said in a voice over compensating for her super boring and annoying personality.
"Well, I'm Steve, this dog is Magenta, and these are my friends, Emilia, Kyle, Emilia, Miaka, and Little Emo John," Steve said peppily.
"LITTLE EMO JOHN, WE MEET AGAIN!" Dora screamed, deafening everyone.
"She's gone demonic and gotten out of our control, erase her!" exclaimed the artists. Almost immediately, an eraser got rid of Dora and Boots.
"That was a close one," John said nearly breathless.

I didn't proofread this. I just copy and pasted the story I sent to Jessica.