The Big Four Rant

Couples, Part 1

Ok, hello I'm back again and yeah yeah lets get to the point.

COUPLES

 'Coz It's such a big topic,COUPLES  will have 2 parts! Yay! *cheer* 

Anyways, where to start, where to start? Oh, how about:

JACKUNZEL

Yeah, Jackunzel, JackXRapunzel mhmm. That. The couple dat everyone ships. Well, sure, they're cute and all blah blah, but there's a few  wrongs with it, like;

RAPUNZEL IS FREACKIN MARRIED PEOPLE!!!!  GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD ALREADY!!!!

Okay, so come on, she's married to Flynn/Eugene whateveryouwannacallhim, and ACCEPT DA FACT. Okay? You all crazy fan shippers can't just go ahead and divorce her with Flynn/Eugene whateveryouwannacallhim just cuz she's 'cuter' with someone else. It's like this:

Wife: oh, you know I ♥ u so much?

Husband:Oh, of course, we're meant to be together.

Evil Fan Girl who thinks she's the freackin creator and rightful owner of them:Mwuhahaha, no. Guess what, your "wife" is soooo much cuter with someone else, so I'm just gonna go ahead and make fan art and fan fic and spread the word and everyone will like the new couple! Mwuhahaha!

Wife &Husband:NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

The guy whom the wife was paired up with: huh?

SEE WHAT I MEAN PEOPLES? DON'T GO CRAZY AND JOIN THAT SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. sorry if I offended anyone, but I'm just saying what I truly think, and believe me, unicorns and rainbows and hearts don't prance around in my head all day.