Hi!!!!!!! I decided to update! Yay! Anyways, @mr_mervin42 suggested an idea, but I didn't fully understand, but it kinda inspired this, so whatevs. Here ya go!
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH MY GENERAL IDEA AND OPINION OF BIG FOUR-RELATED SHIPS (that I can think of, at least)
Jackunzel: We covered this, people.
Merricup: Should've payed attention!!!!!!!
Jarida: GLOBAL EXPLOSION. Ring a bell?
Jelsa: I guess it's pretty good. It's just that Jack and Elsa look alarmingly alike.
Hiccunzel: DOUBLE NO!!! RAPUNZEL= MARRIED. HICCUP= HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
Rainbow Snow cone: *looks away, embarrassed* I'M SORRY. TOOTH IS JUST TOO CUTE WHEN SHE FANGIRLS OVER JACK. I SHIP IT. THERE. I SAID IT. I SHIP RAINBOW SNOWCONE!!!!!!! *hides*
Eughpunzel/New Dream/ Whatever: *glares* Good.
Jauvauis( JackXMauvais) Uuuggghhh, Well, um, naaahhhh.
Hijack: Better couple name could be possible. (Like, seriously. Is on of them gonna hijack you?)
JackXOC: *sigh* Just *sigh*
Janna: Meh. I've read one fanficion where Jack, Anna and Elsa are siblings, and I can't stop thinking that way.
Jackrabbit: Seriously, people?
Merilsa: Pretty much the same as Jarida. Please, cut Mary and Joe some slack.
MeridaXRapunzel: *facepalm*
Blablablablablabla: RANDOMNESS!!!!!\
RapunzelXAnna: I don't know what to say
MeridaXAnna: See above ^
JackXSophie: SHE BETTER BE OLDER THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
JackXJamie: HE BEST BE AT LEAST 17!!!!!!!!!
Elsanna: Incest...
Helsa: I don't even know what inspired this. Because, and I QOUTE "...And all that's left now is to KILL Elsa." ~Prince Hans, Frozen. *Raises eyebrow*
And that's about it! Well, that's all the couples I could think of, anyway. Alright, I've gotta few things to say:
1. Everybody is welcome to make a cover or a banner!!!! If you make me a cover for the story (that I can access) Then you'll get a chapter dedication!!! Yey!!! And, if you have an idea, I WILL use it!!
2. On the Jarida part, in the comments a couple of people were trying to explain that Merida and Jack are a bit part of the same time zone,and that's fine! Except that I just sat there, like an idiot, understanding nothing. Oh well.
3. If you wanna be my editor, or something' like that, PM me. 'Cause I REALLY need someone. because, really, who's gonna look back at all that? (Even though it's less than a page...XD )
4.Comment! Vote! Follow! Share! And in the comment section, I want you to answer this question:
How did you find "The Big Four Rant?" I'm extremely curios :)
BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^ Oh look, I actually did a long-ish author's note. yay!
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The Big Four Rant
FanfictionWhat I think about the big four and people who write fanfics about them.
