Harry: I CANNOt BELIVE YIU JUST SENT ME A NUDE
Maybaline: it wasn't a nude dude
Maybaline: NUDE DUDE HA that's funny
Harry: YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF YOUR BOTTOM
Harry: WITHOUT PANTS ON
Harry: IN THE BATHROOM
Maybaline: you're welcome
Harry: MY EYES
Harry: MY VIRGIN EYES
Maybaline: virgin omg don't make me laugh
Harry: HOW ARE YU SO CHILL ABOUT TJIS IM FREAKING OUT
Maybaline: yes you are and you need to calum down
Harry: I CANT CALM DOWN
Harry: I WAS JUST SENT A BOOTY PIC
Harry: OUT OF NO WHERE
Harry: I WAS SO UNPREPARED
Harry: I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD KEEP SCREAMING OR COMPLIMENT YOU
Maybaline: pls do the second one because the screaming is giving me a headache
Harry: BUT LIKE
Harry: HOW CAN YOU JUST SEND A STRANGER AN ASS NUDE OUT OF NO WHERE SO CASUALLY
Maybaline: idk
Maybaline: I just clicked on the photo and hit send
Maybaline: and it's just a butt, it's not like I sent my tots or my hooha
Harry: but isn't a nude kind of personal and should only be sent to your significant other?
Maybaline: probably
Maybaline: but I don't have a significant other and like I said its just my butt, nothing else so if you wanted to post it on the internet no one would know it's my butt
Maybaline: besides I wouldn't care if my butt ended up online I mean did you even look at the picture, it's nice af if I do say so myself
Harry: I'm not going to post it anywhere
Harry: but I will admit you do have a pretty sexy ass
Maybaline: thanks(:
Maybaline: I would say the same for you but
Harry: I'm not sending you a nude
Maybaline: why noooott
Harry: because unlike you, I'm not comfortable sending nudes to strangers
Maybaline: good thing you would be sending it to me (;
Harry: no
Maybaline: ugh fine
Maybaline: I'll get a nude from you eventually
Harry: ok no you won't
Maybaline: yeah I will
Harry: whatever you say
Maybaline: (:
Harry: aaaaanndd my friends are now home
YOU ARE READING
Catfished - {COMPLETED}
FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...