Matt: TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS AKA 14 DAYS
Hairy: until?
Matt: until i get to see who you really are
Hairy: i know
Hairy: im scared
Matt: tbh same
Matt: like im excited but scared because what if you actually are my dad
Hairy: IM NOT YOUR DAD WOULD YOU STOP
Matt: THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY DAD WOULD SAY
Hairy: omg
Matt: you could just prove you aren't my dad right now
Hairy: and how would i do that
Matt: show me who you are
Hairy: no thanks
Matt: UIAJNDJHDHD
Matt: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW ME EITHER WAY
Hairy: well technically i dont ever have to show you
Hairy: but i dont want to lose you as a friend so i will show you
Hairy: just not today
Matt: ugh you're no fun
Hairy: wow ok so first im not surprising and now im not fun
Hairy: what's next
Matt: you're weird
Hairy: ok
Matt: and you're mysterious
Hairy: only because you dont know what i look like
Matt: and you're jokes suck
Hairy: OKAY NOW THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
Hairy: MY JOKES ARE HILARIOUS, YOU JUST DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
Matt: ok first its humor not humour
Matt: and second, i have a sense of humor. your jokes are just not funny.
Hairy: YES THEY ARE
Matt: NO THEY ARENT HARRY
Hairy: WANNA BET
Matt: YEAH
Hairy: OK LETS MAKE A BET THEN
Matt: OKAY
Hairy: I WILL TELL YOU MY BEST JOKES. IF YOU LAUGH, I GET TO TAKE AS LONG AS I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE
Matt: AND IF I DONT LAUGH?????
Hairy: you will laugh
Matt: BUT IF I DONT
Hairy: YOU WILL
Matt: fine ill make it. if i DONT laugh then you have to show me what you look like today.
Hairy: no
Hairy: absolutely not
Matt: dude yes
Matt: if you make me laugh then you get to take as long as you want to show me the real you, if i dont laugh then you show me the real you today. its a fair bet.
Hairy: but thats too much pressure
Matt: why because you know i wont laugh
Hairy: no..
Hairy: fine but i dont show you the real me today, thats too sudden. especially because i already have things to do today
Matt: you have things to do so you cant send a pic of you but you can talk to me??
Hairy: no like
Hairy: if i send a picture of me then you wont believe that thats actually me. so to show you who i am i would have to meet you in person
Matt: oh
Matt: WAIT WHAT IF YOU TRY TO KILL ME
Hairy: i guess thats a chance you'll have to take
Matt: ok fine
Matt: if i dont laugh then you have to meet me on Saturday
Hairy: this Saturday?
Matt: yup
Hairy: BUT THATS ONLY 4 DAYS AWAY
Matt: WELL 4 DAYS IS AS HIGH AS IM GOING SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Hairy: you know what
Hairy: ill take this bet because i know you're going to laugh
Matt: then i guess you'll have nothing to worry about
Hairy: alright then. if you laugh i show you who i am whenever i want, if you dont laugh i show you who i am this Saturday?
Matt: yup. Deal?
Hairy: Deal.
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a/n: this is a short chapter but its because this book is quickly coming to an end and i want to have at least 20 chapters so the rest of the chapters are going to be short but not too short
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