Catfished - {COMPLETED}

13: Dirt Coffee

Matto: so i was listening to the radio this morning right

Matto: and it was an add about people having 'fobo' which means Fear Of Better Options

Matto: but when you say fobo it sounds like a shorter word for phobia so i was like "wtf fear isn't spelled with a ph so how do they get that"

Matto: and then i finally got it that it's spelled fobo not phobo

Hairy: wow

Hairy: you are stupid

Matto: thanks

Hairy: anyway..

Hairy: my morning was less blonde

Matto: ok rude but how was your morning sir hairy

Matto: i meant harry IM LAUGHING

Hairy: sure you did but moving on

Hairy: my morning was just lovely

Hairy: so lovely in fact i just want to jump out of the moving vehicle im in and pray every car behind me runs my head over

Matto: that does sound lovely

Hairy: ikr

Matto: seriously tho what's wrong

Matto: talk to momma

Hairy: ok don't say that ever again

Matto: fine, talk to daddy

Hairy: NO THATS WORSE STPO

Matto: OK OK TALK TO NANA

Hairy: STOP IT

Hairy: IM TRYING TO BE ANGRY BUT IM SMILING I HATE YOU

Matto: you may hate me but i succeeded in making you smile so hA

Matto: but for real who pooped in your fruit loops

Hairy: OK SO IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WOKE UP

Matto: oh fuck here we go

Hairy: I WOKE UP IN A NORMAL MOOD, I MEAN IT WAS A LITTLE COLD BUT OVERALL I WOKE UP GOOD

Hairy: SO I GET DRESSED AND GO TO THE KITCHEN TO GET SOME COFFEE

Hairy: AND LOUIS IS LEANING AGAINST THE COUNTER DRINKING HIS COFFEE LIKE HE DOES EVER MORNING

Hairy: AND HE TELLS ME THAT HE MADE MY COFFEE FOR ME AND I WAS LIKE WELL THANKS YA KNOW THIS MEANS I DONT HAVE TO MAKE IT

Hairy: PLUS HES ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS SO HE KNOWS HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE AND THIS WASMT THE FIRST TIME HE MADE IT FOR ME

Hairy: honestly he makes my coffee better than me

Hairy: sO TELL ME WHY TF DID MY COFFEE TASTE LIKE DIRT WHEN I DRANK IT

Hairy: ILL TELL YOU WHY

Matto: thought you asked me to tell you why but ok continue

Hairy: BECAUSE THIS FUCKIN TWAT TURNS TO ME AFTER IVE TAKEN A FEW SIPS AND HE SO CASUALLY PUTS A HAND ON MY SHOULDER AND SAYS

Hairy: "we were out of coffee so enjoy the dirt i got from outside, mate"

Matto: HAHSHSHA IM CHOKING ON MY TEA

Hairy: SO IM PISSED BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID HE RUIN MY MORNING COFFEE BUT WE WERE RUNNING LATE SO I CANT EVEN STOP AND GET A COFFEE

Matto: HE JSED DIRT FOR COFFEE IM WEAK